Who remembers Dennis Miller doing football commentary, suddenly deciding to say that a player was "flopping around out there like Dick Fosbury"?

That’s where you are. It’s more in MI, which is what the post upstream of this was mentioning. It’s apparently $15 in Rhode Island. As I said, it’s absolutely still not sufficient. But $3 as an estimate is way off.

> , and it's like $3 a day.

While it’s nowhere near sufficient, it is also nowhere near that low. Varies by county but generally at least $30 for the first day and more thereafter.

This one might serve a useful purpose.

He wasn’t driving on the left side of the road. He was driving in the left lane on the correct side of a divided highway. The other driver was going the wrong way.

It was almost one in the morning on a random stretch of highway. Foul play is very unlikely.

> The article implies Williams was at fault

Does it?

> He was driving on the left lane.

To clarify, route 9 is a divided highway. So Williams was headed south on the southbound side, using the faster of the two lanes available. The other driver was going north on the southbound side.

> Sometimes it's best to wait and not say anything until you're sure.

Yes, but in the case the article that was referenced by the article that this article referenced did contain that information. It was omitted by the intermediate piece.

And demonstrating their power.

Edit, I just discovered that my browser apparently has an active OCR engine. I searched for "power" to make sure nobody had already made this comment and it highlighted the text in the image.

Who's Brian Did?

No, she called him a ho.

I think I've seen Twix, but this is one is new to me.

So this is apparently: Sugar, brown sugar, cocoa, peanuts, nonfat dry milk, palm oil, silicon dioxide, natural and artificial flavors, cocoa powder, a couple of yellow colors, paprika (for color) malt syrup, molasses, honey and corn syrup. And apparently trace sesame based on the allergen statement.

There were functionally equivalent products at least as far back as the early 80s. I remember seeing them explicitly marketed toward people going fishing.

Apparently weights were added at some point as a braking mechanism. Your dad and I must’ve had the first generation.

Nicely done. Definitely fits Snoopy’s writing style.

Was it the “Zocchihedron” or something like that from the 80s? I had one of those. It did, in fact, roll alright. Sometimes the challenge was getting it to stop rolling.

I read "pit bulls here".

But it’s lossless, so we don’t have to worry about them going extinct now.

My state department of environmental protection recommends shooting bears in residential areas with paintballs for the same reason. It’s harmless but annoying, so they will go someplace less annoying.

From Wikipedia:

“At about 145,000 words, it is the second-longest active constitution—after the Constitution of Alabama—in the world.”

The inestimable cultural importance of Piet Mondrian, of course.

Would you have The Partridge Family riding around in a banal yellow bus?

Nothing baffling there at all. He validates their awfulness.

Careful you don’t get kicked out for engaging in campaigning too close to a polling place, though.