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Schrecht t1_jbf1imm wrote

> "It does appear he was left there, but that’s not where, mostly not where, he died," said Capt. Heinz.

Truly stellar police work.

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Arigato_MrRoboto t1_jbf7ynh wrote

"Yeah, I think he died somewhere else."

🎶dun dun🎶

Produced by dick wolf.

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WarcraftFarscape t1_jbfcb22 wrote

Man in cold November unloading crates from a truck: “Freddy? Yeah I knew ‘em. Always hung around that Persian rug store. Why, you think someone had it out for ‘em?”

Bewildered looking cop: “leeets just say we are looking at all angles. Let us know if you hear anything”

dun dun

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ERSTF t1_jbiam8h wrote

In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I’m just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone’s tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talkin about

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doned_mest_up t1_jbffy0f wrote

Commit murder so cops find the body right before their lunch break. Perfect crime.

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