Beneficial_Tough3345
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j1lgksy wrote
Reply to comment by educateyourself1 in Ontario Walmart turns into 'hotel' as storm-stranded shoppers get stuck for the night by jormungandrsjig
Go to the sporting goods section they have sleeping bags and camp stoves and all the camping stuff you want just say fuck it and use it
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j0ytosr wrote
Reply to comment by 120z8t in World's first rice seeds harvested in orbit onboard China Space Station return to Earth by Opcn
Feeeed me Seymour nom nom nom
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j0y1j5w wrote
Reply to comment by protoopus in Man mistakenly released from jail charged after allegedly killing man at Ohio gas station by AudibleNod
I hate you
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j0y1ec5 wrote
Reply to comment by Flip86 in Man mistakenly released from jail charged after allegedly killing man at Ohio gas station by AudibleNod
No they need to be In the system as in sentenced
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j0tw224 wrote
Reply to comment by grateful_american in Iguana causes power outage in Florida town for third time this year | CNN by GZAofTheMidwest
Or a joint like sgt studenkos iguana
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j0tvumf wrote
Reply to Iguana causes power outage in Florida town for third time this year | CNN by GZAofTheMidwest
That’s one busy iguana
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iz7061e wrote
Reply to comment by Teledildonic in TIL of Portable Soup, also known as pocket soup or veal glue. A precursor of meat extract, bouillon cubes, and of industrially dehydrated and instant food, it is essentially a partially dehydrated broth and a solid counterpart of meat glaze. by IPeeFreely01
No probably from their jail pocket it’s still brown but explosive
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iyaf6nh wrote
Reply to comment by Prindagelf in My thermostat uses the expansion/contraction of a drop mercury to conduct electricity and trigger when to turn off and on. by Iain_MS
It’s a bi metal spring
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iy4hufl wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by eating thanksgiving leftovers and rushing while doing number 2 by Burstmyanus
Extra lube how gross
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixs5zoe wrote
Reply to comment by Earguy in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Yea pelosi pays enough for it
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixs5vkd wrote
Reply to comment by ppetree in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Cue little girl running and hiding from Biden
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixs3u8p wrote
Reply to comment by Beautiful-Guard6539 in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
Yea try whorenuts first
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixs3mui wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
Kinda difficult because their stingers are in the way
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixs3hac wrote
Do you fall in the toilet alot too?
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixrzld4 wrote
Reply to TIL Australia sends all adults over 50 a FREE bowel/colon cancer screening test in the mail by Moronicon
Good send your 💩 to the government instead of your money
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ixq02q9 wrote
Reply to what are you waiting for ? by rixtil41
Blasters and phasers cuz I’m a better shot than a stormtrooper
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ix53a63 wrote
Reply to comment by Beneficial_Tough3345 in TIL: raccoons are native to North America, having been introduced elsewhere only in the 20th century. by acequark
Take our trash pandas and our skunks too we have way too many here the cops here in North Dakota just murderd a raccoon a few weeks ago because some woman took it into a bar and the bartender thought it might have rabies so they hunted it down and shot her pet raccoon that she had been caring for since finding it on the side of the road as a baby and raising it as a pet source https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/north-dakota-family-is-devastated-and-fundraising-for-a-lawyer-after-they-say-police-killed-their-pet-raccoon-that-was-sought-in-a-local-rabies-scare/ar-AA11Yu63
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_ix4zoho wrote
Reply to TIL: raccoons are native to North America, having been introduced elsewhere only in the 20th century. by acequark
Take our trash pandas and our skunks too we have way too many here the cops here in North Dakota just murderd a raccoon a few weeks ago because some woman took it into a bar and the bartender thought it might have rabies so they hunted it down and shot her pet raccoon that she had been caring for since finding it on the side of the road as a baby and raising it as a pet
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iwjcl3k wrote
Reply to comment by BrokenEye3 in TIL that a district in India’s Punjab state requires prospective gun owners to plant 10 trees and take pictures with them as proof by cjfullinfaw07
M1 garrand might go through the fucker
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iwjb47e wrote
Reply to TIL In the 19th and 20th century, there were dozens of documented cases of people's teeth exploding in their mouths. Primitive metal fillings were suspected to be the cause. by haddock420
Blowjob shrapnel ouch 😓I said no teeth!!!
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_j1lgvlw wrote
Reply to comment by iaintnoporcupine in Ontario Walmart turns into 'hotel' as storm-stranded shoppers get stuck for the night by jormungandrsjig
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