BoozAlien
BoozAlien t1_iwlpwmn wrote
No but I've named my bidet Muriel Bowels-er.
BoozAlien t1_iwhorh7 wrote
Reply to Annual PSA: Many of the "big" black-tie New Year's Eve parties are borderline scams. Consider supporting a neighborhood bar or restaurant instead. by flimsywicket
New Year's Eve = Amateur Night. It's the best night of the year to throw a party at your own place, go to a party at a friend's house, or just stay home. Unless you love shit service that's worse than the normal shit service that restaurants offer these days, standing in line, realizing your non-VIP ticket to a gala doesn't even include the option of sitting down all night, realizing the included drinks will run out by the time you get to the end of the line, or being around people who can't handle their alcohol really overdoing it early in the evening.
BoozAlien t1_iwcq3ox wrote
Reply to comment by rangisrovus19 in Just an FYI Sissy seems to be making rounds in the Cleveland Park / Van Ness area for a few days now. Don’t fall for her scams. by Virtual-Slip6508
Same person. I've never had an interaction with her, but she apparently identifies as a woman, FYI.
BoozAlien t1_iwc66ut wrote
There's a lot of talk about locking up criminals on this sub, but this guy is the type who should face a punishment more serious than being locked up.
BoozAlien t1_iui516e wrote
Reply to comment by tealccart in What kind of drugs are people doing on the metro? by Kitchen-Hat2790
I don't know what's worse, the drugs or drinking straight fucking gin right from the bottle!
BoozAlien t1_iui4pti wrote
Reply to comment by romulusjsp in D.C.’s great rat migration — and how they survived during the pandemic by washingtonpost
Live rats are standing by. Call now and share your hottest rat fantasies with them.
BoozAlien t1_iui4870 wrote
Reply to comment by New-Consideration142 in D.C.’s great rat migration — and how they survived during the pandemic by washingtonpost
Urban rats are maybe a little too large for the average cat. Some breeds of dogs, on the other hand, are extremely skillful at killing rats.
BoozAlien t1_iu9ztlw wrote
Reply to Mac Sabbath live at Black Cat last night! They dress up like demonic McDonalds characters and sing Black Sabbath songs, but changed the words to be about fast food. It was awesome. by ageowns
They are awesome. Wish I could’ve made it.
BoozAlien t1_iu9zm55 wrote
Reply to comment by therich in True hole in the wall DC Diners by dcguy000
The food is to die for.
BoozAlien t1_it8ekcq wrote
Reply to Was walking to the corner store and saw this locked up out front. The audacity lmao by mistersmiley318
Of all the bikes you could steal, you'd have to be a dumbass to take one of these.
BoozAlien t1_istiici wrote
Reply to comment by PabloEscobar301 in Power in the N.F.L. by Two_Faced_Harvey
And I can't imagine that's trending upward these days.
BoozAlien t1_istf7bd wrote
Reply to Power in the N.F.L. by Two_Faced_Harvey
That last point regarding the never-ending negative headlines surrounding Snyder and the team is what gives me hope that he'll be ousted. How long will the NFL tolerate an organization with absolutely ZERO positive attributes, a dwindling fanbase and the worst stadium in the league with little hope of securing a replacement?
BoozAlien t1_ir70n6a wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalUsername07 in Train to Ashburn! by albinotuba
And if you drive out there to see these data centers that are sprouting up like weeds these days, they're immensely thick concrete boxes that will withstand nearly any disaster.
BoozAlien t1_ir6zqtf wrote
Reply to comment by sagarnola89 in Train to Ashburn! by albinotuba
>In the U.S. taking public transit is considered something "poor people" do.
And sadly this is increasingly what Metro is becoming, as the agency shows absolutely no signs that it's capable of returning frequency of service to the levels that people with the means to have different options considered normal before the pandemic and the 7K train issues.
BoozAlien t1_iwlribm wrote
Reply to Seamless Driver Issues by namebluegripstone
It wasn't Seamless, but this happened to me with either GrubHub or Postmates one time. The app said the food had been delivered, but it was nowhere to be seen. They re-sent the order which did arrive, but the delay was annoying. Do they ban drivers who do this? Between the ridiculous fees and the apparent shortage of drivers that makes every delivery take an hour or more even if it's from a restaurant that's nearby, I try to avoid that shit as much as possible. If a restaurant also does their own delivery, I'll choose that 100% of the time because it's always faster and less expensive.