greatunknownpub t1_je9xe7e wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:10 PM

New England clam chowder. Is that the red or the white?

NerdRageDawg t1_jea0eog wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:32 PM

"I can never remember that ... the white?"

needagottagettem t1_jeaj9eg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:41 PM

💪yessssssssssssssss

partizan92 t1_jed45kz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:24 AM

Hey Woodstock!

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globaloffender t1_jecb56b wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:38 PM

“The red of the hhhhhhwhyte?”

Fluorescent-booger t1_jee3h4g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:43 AM

Excuse me, is Greg here?

Bemfactor7 t1_jeg8j2f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:02 PM

No, this is Ace... um, Tom Ace

kyarew t1_jeajyrb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:45 PM

If you've never heard of Cannibal Corpse, they've put out timeless classics such as:

I Cum Blood

Fucked with a Knife

Stripped, Raped and Strangled

and my personal favourite -- Meat Hook Sodomy.

CaptRackham t1_jeari7o wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:33 PM

I cum blood was the basis for the Dethclok song “I ejaculate fire”

MouthJob t1_jeb1i45 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:37 PM

And Corpsegrinder was the model for Nathan Explosion.

squatchsax t1_jebb5b7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:38 PM

That's doable.

DoucheCanoeBruh t1_jecyqfs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:38 AM

George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher was also the voice of the assassin

Wyldfire2112 t1_jedz1cs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:44 AM

Corpsegrinder is legit one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Hecate_333 t1_jeej40c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:11 PM

And he has one of the most whole instagrams.

slick514 t1_jebrxwa wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:25 PM

“DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?”

Balsac_is_Daddy t1_jee3iwy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:43 AM

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DjangoCornbread t1_jebrs7f wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:24 PM

i went to a festival they were at and of every live act i’ve ever seen, nothing will beat Corpsegrinder getting up on stage and going

#FUUUUUUUUCKED ##WITH ###A #KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

faensatan t1_jebx1vr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:59 PM

Not to mention 'Necropedophile'. I wonder why they were never on MTV Unplugged. 🤔

ayyyyycrisp t1_jec01ri wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:19 PM

and twitter was up in arms over rick ross sayin put a molly in her drink lmao

Apprehensive-Cow6194 t1_jebbi6s wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM

I do enjoy murderous rampage

dominarhexx t1_jecb7lj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:39 PM

First time with my ex wife was to Stripped, Strangled, a d Raped. Really should have been a red flag.

kyarew t1_jed9s8q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:16 AM

Did you find your ex wife buried "Six Feet Under"? Which ironically enough, is the name of Chris Barnes' band after leaving Cannibal Corpse.

dominarhexx t1_jedpkr0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 AM

Really reaching there, friend. Lol.

DougieSenpai t1_jebnr99 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:58 PM

Wow they just sound lovely lol

kryotheory t1_jebusf0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:44 PM

Honestly despite their lyrical themes, Cannibal Corpse really are lovely lol. Corpsegrinder has a hobby of playing crane games in every town they stop in and donating all the stuffies he wins to the local toy drive.

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DoucheCanoeBruh t1_jecykiz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:37 AM

don't forget the classic 'Addicted to Vaginal Skin'

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Sixgunleo t1_je9vj3g wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM

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RokyPolka t1_jea52wg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:06 PM

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NickNash1985 t1_jebe08b wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:56 PM

I love how he does this dance to humorously highlight the fish-out-of-water aspect of the ever-flamboyant Ace Ventura appearing amidst a crowd of death metal fans.

This all blows up however, when considering that gentleman in the back.

Wyldfire2112 t1_jedz76m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 AM

Indeed.

Also, anyone that thinks showing up to a Death Metal concert in a Hawaiian shirt is unheard of has never heard of Party Cannon.

thumus t1_jee936y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:44 AM

shut the fuck up about that band

Specific-Turnover-75 t1_jea0xwo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:36 PM

Jim Carey is a metal head.

tonyspro t1_jec5pex wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:59 PM

The whole Cannibal Corpse bit was his idea, he legit dug the music and got them included in the movie

Spibbity t1_je9ylnd wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:19 PM

Rob has been the cool uncle of the band for so long that I was shocked to recognize him looking so young here. Love that one of my favorite bands got a helping hand from one of my favorite actors.

CookieAccurate6200 t1_jeam0ad wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Anyone remember the extended version where he gets into a fight in the pit and takes out his contact lens to try to stab people like it’s a broken bottle? I cant be the only who who remembers seeing this

Edit: so it’s not in the pit it’s when he goes to Finkle’s hometown bar and some bikers wanna beat his ass for bringing up Ray Finkle lol

HisuianZoroark t1_jeban3u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:35 PM

I remember stumbling upon that on youtube and laughing at it, there's a bunch of extra scenes to this movie if you know where to look

mikebah t1_jeb6hxp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:08 PM

Where do you get this?

CookieAccurate6200 t1_jebrdbf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:21 PM

My guess would start with YouTube

grimacetime t1_jec1ur1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Caught the TV edit once, he got up on stage grabbed the mike and growled "I've got to go, I've got a date with you mother."

Tuckaho-Joe t1_je9vabe wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:54 PM

La whose sa her

OlFlirtyBastard t1_jeam0hw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Mind if I ass you a question?

supreme_lime_juice t1_jeb625c wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:06 PM

And-a you must be the monopoly guy!

wildjoker10 t1_jecylun wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Thanks for the free parking

metallaholic t1_jea9d9k wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Chris Barnes when he still bathed.

secretscepter t1_jean2ui wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Rob Barrett - guitar

metallaholic t1_jearc0d wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:32 PM

I know who it is. Just thinking of the era :D

kyarew t1_jeak1ub wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:46 PM

And put out good music.

MisterScary_98 t1_jeayhv5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Re-he-he-he-he-he-eaaaaaally

up_down_underwater t1_jea3xkz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:58 PM

Chris (singer) is about the nicest person you can ever meet. And he is a legend.

taxthepoor t1_jecrpi4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Yeah that's not Chris

up_down_underwater t1_jed1wt3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:05 AM

Funny I just got a text from Chris reminding me that he’s been in 6 feet under for almost 30 years. Some friend I am.

MAHHockey t1_jeboxpx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:05 PM

*Approaches headbanging guy*

"Excuse me, is Greg here?..."

*continues headbanging*

"Thankyou!..."

robertluke t1_jebrdlq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:21 PM

Jesus, they both look like they’re 12.

DemonKingPunk t1_jeb4tdb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:58 PM

Kinda hot in these Rhinos

TampaTrey t1_jeb55d6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:00 PM

Alllllllllllrighty then

higgslhcboson t1_jebc42u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:44 PM

Cannibal Corpse and Ace Ventura… when they were 7. Man this picture makes me feel old.

Gunthrix t1_jecikub wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:33 AM

More like when I was 7! Somehow in feeling old now.

slick514 t1_jebrs4x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:24 PM

Weird thing to name your kid…

T7Web t1_jechs9w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:27 AM

Cannibal Corpse the answer to: What band’s lead singer has the thickest neck?

PlsLeavemealone02 t1_jed1qdw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:03 AM

Looks like the start of the weirdest, dorkiest, but the best friendship ever.

mrspelunx t1_jec1sck wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Ace should pull that guy’s hair. “He’s a man!”

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mattdabratt23 t1_jecsj47 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:49 AM

That's Captain Winky to you!

HechoEnChine t1_jed5p33 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:38 AM

Does anyone have a breath mint?

Dr_Stef t1_jedof1s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:09 AM

Asshhoooolleeeooomioooooo!!!

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Sid15666 t1_jea4vwt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:05 PM

At first glance I thought that was a young Weird Al!

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TampaTrey t1_jeb54w6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:00 PM

Alllllllllllrighty then

mikebah t1_jeb6ffj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:08 PM

Yummehhhrrr

[deleted] t1_jebfiwu wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:06 PM

“We’re going to open this pit up, pussies! This next one is called… B-E-A-URIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!”

Nihil921 t1_jebwdpg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:54 PM

Oh wow looking dapper today Mr Corpse

dasfolg1947 t1_jec9wce wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM

We love you dark continent. Goodnight

Atzukeeper t1_jeck2hk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:44 AM

Cannibal ventura? Or ace corpse?

doubleflush t1_jecqfef wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:33 AM

bumble bee tuna

stanleyt66 t1_jedjrqe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:08 AM

Allllrigghty then

datskullguy t1_jee39lc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:40 AM

This film got me into death metal as a kid, never knew how to find it til I left school and met some metal heads and explained what I heard and one of them put CC on, blew my mind

peanutsfordarwin t1_jeejda9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:14 PM

T.J. Miller vibe..... miss ol T.J. damn brain tumors and the mischief they cause!

123sebas123 t1_jefohc2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:49 PM

Chris?

bolting_volts t1_jea9idp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:37 PM

Ace is on the right.

dexbasedpaladin t1_jeackyk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:57 PM

That's Chris Barnes? Damn.

secretscepter t1_jean08x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Rob Barrett - guitar

dexbasedpaladin t1_jec206i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:33 PM

Thanks. They were all just faceless monsters to high school me.

Least_Application_93 t1_jed1tky wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:04 AM

Wait, we can talk about Ace Ventura on Reddit? One of the most transphobic movies ever made! How are you not getting banned for posting this!?

North_South_Side t1_jec48qk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:49 PM

I never found Jim Carrey to be funny. Or interesting as an actor.

He's just mildly annoying.

PajaroDeBasura OP t1_jeca641 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Hey everyone's got different tastes! I loved him when I was a kid

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