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CareerMicDrop t1_jdw9l41 wrote
Reply to Unknown cowboy, c.1900 by Star_Ship_55
That’s Michael Jordan. Air cowboy
CareerMicDrop t1_jbqhqh2 wrote
Acceptance. Accept what you can’t control. Don’t have to like it. Accept it. Move on.
CareerMicDrop t1_j6i65at wrote
Reply to A toilet blown to pieces by Iwannasexdiofrfrogog
I ate chipotle. Not my fault
CareerMicDrop t1_j6i59qm wrote
Reply to [homemade] In-n-Out-style chuck & brisket cheeseburger, animal fries, and pink lemonade. by he-was-number-wan
Animal fries. That’s savage. Love the name
CareerMicDrop t1_j6es1jb wrote
Reply to my uncle on prom night in 1987. by turbocharged_autism
Bitchin
CareerMicDrop t1_j6dpyry wrote
Reply to Twins, 1987 by Alatarial
Nobody happy
CareerMicDrop t1_j6d9axy wrote
Reply to [homemade] lobster tail, whole ass half loaf of garlic bread, chili dog, melted butter, fermented rice water. by progun_il
The Budweiser really ties the meal together. Does it not
CareerMicDrop t1_j6d98rj wrote
Reply to [homemade] lobster tail, whole ass half loaf of garlic bread, chili dog, melted butter, fermented rice water. by progun_il
Meal reminds me of a mullet haircut.
CareerMicDrop t1_j60htwb wrote
Reply to comment by GoGaslightYerself in TIL that World War II Spitfires only had about 20 seconds of 'gun time' before running out of ammo, making most movie depictions wildly inaccurate by TimmyIsBaller
I can’t stand the unnecessary cocking of firearms. You just cocked it again. Ejecting an unspent round. Just for the sound effect. Stop unnecessary cocking in movies!!! Now! Unles by cocking you mean…..
CareerMicDrop t1_j60flz3 wrote
Reply to My wife sent me this with no context... by Vanderhoof81
I think he wants you to know he didn’t eat that couch cushion. Coulda been anyone. Take the Amazon driver. He barked. He warned. No one listened
CareerMicDrop t1_j601dtw wrote
Reply to TIL that World War II Spitfires only had about 20 seconds of 'gun time' before running out of ammo, making most movie depictions wildly inaccurate by TimmyIsBaller
Every movie is wildly inaccurate. Especially when it comes to guns. Dudes with a 10 round clip still lighting up bad guys 20 shots later. A sniper a mile way puts his cross hairs on the target. I’m sorry. You just adjusted for wind. Rain. Temp. Humidity. Altitude. Distance. The speed of the target. The spin of the earth on its axis. And yet your bullet goes straight at the target a mile away dead.
CareerMicDrop t1_j5k6v3q wrote
Looks like a guy who would tell a girl to put the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
CareerMicDrop t1_j5fvq2y wrote
Reply to comment by AUniquePerspective in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
People can show up drunk or smuggle in a flask. I think people should take responsibility for themselves.
CareerMicDrop t1_j5d453a wrote
Reply to TIL Bob Hoover, an American Spitfire pilot in WW2, was shot down over occupied France and captured but was able to escape from the POW camp 16 months later, steal a German fighter, and fly it from northern Germany to friendly territory in Holland. by MetaSatakOz
People born around 1920 are the most amazing humans ever.
CareerMicDrop t1_j533ppe wrote
Reply to comment by smokenkitchen in [Homemade] Reverse Seared Tomahawk Steak by smokenkitchen
Is this the matrix? Follow the white rabbit.
CareerMicDrop t1_j524mho wrote
Sup with the pineapple holmes? You need us to stop over for some sexy time?
Great job on the steaks. Look like mine. Wait. That looks like my kitchen. Wait.
CareerMicDrop t1_j4vildu wrote
Who can afford coors banquet beer in college. Damn bouggie ass yuppies. Yuppy ass bouggies.
CareerMicDrop t1_j4l1i3j wrote
Reply to Close Call! by PhonedVenus21345678
Parkour. !
CareerMicDrop t1_j1xjiin wrote
Reply to My washing machine has a casual setting. by Splask
I also think there are way too many settings
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CareerMicDrop t1_ivf9fmn wrote
I’m not noticing that bulge in his pants. Ok. I noticed it
CareerMicDrop t1_iusdhij wrote
All i seee is a Republican doing a democrat from behind. Thanks internet
CareerMicDrop t1_iui4jgp wrote
Reply to It’s October 31th 1977, me and my little sister are ready for Halloween, but first we had to stop by Grandpa’s store! by brolbo
I’ll be over here having a nightmare. Thanks.
CareerMicDrop t1_jef687x wrote
Reply to Jennifer Aniston and her cool Papa ~ Early ‘70’s by fingerfunk
Jennifer Aniston is related to ron burgundy. How about that