CarlosFer2201
CarlosFer2201 t1_jabwk5c wrote
Reply to comment by SlightlyColdWaffles in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Shhh, just say it's a cliffhanger
CarlosFer2201 t1_jabwglg wrote
Reply to comment by SlightlyColdWaffles in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
>for more stories, with surprisingly more stories involving spiders
OK that's just hilarious.
CarlosFer2201 t1_jabuofl wrote
Reply to comment by I_Arman in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Nice story, very different to what I thought it would be given the prompt.
Just a typo: wear oxygen masks
CarlosFer2201 t1_ja84ss4 wrote
Reply to A year on, the Ukranian couple who got married just hours after Russia invaded their country are still going strong! by Beanbag_Ninja
That's great. I think there was another couple in a very similar situation that also made the news, but they got killed early in the war supposedly.
CarlosFer2201 t1_ja810wr wrote
Reply to [homemade] Sausage M*Muffin with Egg by gojiroger
Spot on. Probably better quality too.
CarlosFer2201 t1_ja4xf3r wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in A 2-year-old boy was lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours. Everyone feared the worst. Hundreds of volunteers came out to look for him. One volunteer came to a fork in a field: right or left? He trusted his gut, went left and soon heard a whimper. It was the little boy, crying but in good health. by ConquerWyoming
Maybe not for out in the wild, but if you're in the middle of a city it would.
CarlosFer2201 t1_ja4vnua wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in A 2-year-old boy was lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours. Everyone feared the worst. Hundreds of volunteers came out to look for him. One volunteer came to a fork in a field: right or left? He trusted his gut, went left and soon heard a whimper. It was the little boy, crying but in good health. by ConquerWyoming
I'm starting to think people should put airtags on little kids
CarlosFer2201 t1_j8cu4ty wrote
Reply to These prosthetics break the mold with third thumbs, spikes, and superhero skins by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1
Read "prostitutes" in the title, was very confused. "What kind of kink is this?"
CarlosFer2201 t1_iycwxw9 wrote
Reply to comment by GrunkleStanwhich in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
>It's Souperior
I was not ready for that name. You killed me.
CarlosFer2201 t1_iwut4rz wrote
Reply to comment by In1piece in Police dog finds lost Michigan hunter, 80, who fell in river by AmethystOrator
Mauled as in got face painted like Darth Maul.
Paint is lead based.
CarlosFer2201 t1_irktprn wrote
Reply to comment by pistoljefe in Amazon's Scout robot appears to have made its last delivery by MicroSofty88
Might be a thing already in Japan. A friend stayed in a hotel that had a robot wandering the halls and I think it could give you candy.
CarlosFer2201 t1_jdgxeiy wrote
Reply to comment by softcore_UFO in Bravery medals for women who raced into 'rough, crazy' surf to save drowning girls by Sariel007
Damn. How did you respond?