ChaseShiny
ChaseShiny t1_jdkvz6b wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Yeah, that bus driver gets around. 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, all through the town
ChaseShiny t1_jdkvozs wrote
Reply to comment by rascible in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
That's a rip on a Jack Benny classic: Benny's held up by a mugger, and has to decide between his money or his life
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Reply to comment by EggCouncilCreeps in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
There's a reason he was known as the Rock
ChaseShiny t1_ja3oldb wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
The lobster playing the piano better than you ever will
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Reply to comment by Sargash in [homemade] Burgers with Fries and Watermelon by TrueCrazyMan
I've been to a Whataburger. This is just the next step, really
ChaseShiny t1_j5dhkni wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I don't think the biscuit swings that way, given that I found it in your gravy
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Reply to comment by LasciviousApemantus in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
The CIA drones can't steal my secrets when I'm literally giving them away taps forehead
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Reply to comment by ThatMangoAteMyBaby in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
Ok, I admit that I had to stretch the saying quite far to fit the joke. No offense intended
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Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
I am still intrigued by these recently deceased, covered in sheets. I heard that there's three sheets in the win?
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Reply to comment by TakingAMindwalk in Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? by duke_of_germany_5
OH!
ChaseShiny t1_iu4g5z9 wrote
Reply to comment by cookerg in Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? by duke_of_germany_5
I'd hoe in the morning, I'd hoe in the evening, I'd hoe all over this land...
They kept singing, and from there it all went SOUTH, CAROLINA
ChaseShiny t1_iu2xe48 wrote
Reply to comment by Dry-Area-2027 in Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? by duke_of_germany_5
It is? Could you tell me more about pop culture?
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Reply to comment by BionicHilbert in Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? by duke_of_germany_5
If she does, what'll DELAWARE?
ChaseShiny t1_je6gh68 wrote
Reply to What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Whatever you call him, you have to say, "knife to meat you." Otherwise, you're not a true dad.