Cinema_King
Cinema_King t1_jecbbee wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
And if your “prank” is just a lie it’s not funny
Cinema_King t1_jcmpq3a wrote
I hate rude people and think they’re a drag on society but as much as I hate to say it being rude can’t be outlawed unless we could come up with a very good definition that only punishes legitimately awful people and doesn’t allow for any abuse which I know is impossible.
Cinema_King t1_jch0ng3 wrote
Am I too late to make a joke about Walmart customers?
Cinema_King t1_jbgdh33 wrote
Reply to comment by artaintfree in Chariho School Committee seat hangs in balance, as contested appointment advances conservative agenda by ReallyBroReally
I’d prefer if they’d go to these countries and stay there. But it’s probably not right to dump our trash on others
Cinema_King t1_jbesgfj wrote
Reply to Chariho School Committee seat hangs in balance, as contested appointment advances conservative agenda by ReallyBroReally
Conservatism is a plague
Cinema_King t1_ja3op0x wrote
Reply to comment by drfigglesworth in Florida city opens nature preserve after citizens helped save it by Metlman13
He’ll say preserving nature is “woke”
Cinema_King t1_ja03cnl wrote
Reply to comment by Dry-Background9812 in In push to counter misinformation, R.I. to launch public conversations to foster media literacy by rhodyjourno
Lol! What “death shots”?
This should be good
Cinema_King t1_j9zjd6i wrote
Reply to comment by Ryland42 in In push to counter misinformation, R.I. to launch public conversations to foster media literacy by rhodyjourno
It’s their only tactic when confronted with facts. The truth isn’t on their side so they pretend the problem is with everyone else but them
Cinema_King t1_j9yz3fy wrote
Reply to In push to counter misinformation, R.I. to launch public conversations to foster media literacy by rhodyjourno
It’s always good to fight misinformation and fake news (actual fake news, not just the stuff the right doesn’t want to hear) but as always I’m sure the same assholes will cry that fact checking is biased against them.
Which I suppose is accurate, facts tend to not work in the favor of liars
Cinema_King t1_j8z8wai wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
When I look into those eyes I see nothing. If she ever had a soul it’s long gone
Cinema_King t1_j8tw9nl wrote
Reply to comment by APIPAMinusOneHundred in Previously unreleased footage from East Palestine, Ohio by TactlesslyTactful
Me too. I think was 9 or 10 and I remember thinking it was very scary.
Cinema_King t1_j76vk1x wrote
Reply to Marilyn Monroe said it best 👩🏼 #401wx 🌡️ by WeatherInRI
I’ll take this weather over that hellish heat any day
Cinema_King t1_j6sohtm wrote
I remember seeing a sign at a drive thru saying you had to ask for a straw if you wanted one and the first thing I thought of was all those poor workers who were going to be yelled at by psychopaths for “forgetting” the straw in their bag.
Some of them had a clever way around it though. They wouldn’t hand you the straw but they’d hold it and wiggle it so you’d reach for it.
Some of those paper straws are awful though, I wonder why they didn’t switch to lids you could drink from like coffee cups?
Cinema_King t1_j6kbqra wrote
Cinema_King t1_j60plu2 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I have it on good authority that God and his army are American.
Source: freedom!
Cinema_King t1_j542wf3 wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
Maybe it was 3,000-ish
Cinema_King t1_j51fujp wrote
It seems to be the weather. Everyone loves the heat even though it’s disgusting and if you lose power you’re stuck sitting in a hot box until it comes back.
I’m a bit biased because I love cold weather but I really don’t think I’d survive down there, I’d miss winter too much.
Cinema_King t1_j4irpwx wrote
Reply to comment by PzGrn101 in TIL that when Weird Al wrote I Want A New Duck in 1985, he went to the library and researched ducks for a week by ElderCunningham
He was assassinated by Madonna in 1985
Cinema_King t1_j2b5fqh wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Water mass that looked like oil slick turned out to be 7,000 ducks by A_goddamn_samsquanch
Exactly 😀
Cinema_King t1_j2avdmq wrote
At least it wasn’t that thing those teens found in a lake that time in the 80s
Cinema_King t1_j0zpayb wrote
Reply to comment by abagofsnacks in Under the mistletoe by Afrosmokes
That thing isn’t even half as ugly as Marjorie Traitor Greene
Cinema_King t1_iyhj8jk wrote
Reply to Stay classy Pawtucket by josiah_mac
I wonder if a kid did it and the parents don’t even know it’s there?
It looks like something a kid would find hilarious
Cinema_King t1_ix1va01 wrote
Reply to comment by geeps2020 in RI Congressman Cicilline leads effort to bar Trump from running again under 14th Amendment by Rogue-Island-Pirate
Still better than anti choice insurrectionists
Cinema_King t1_iwr5jmz wrote
Reply to comment by sawtoothchris24 in RI Congressman Cicilline leads effort to bar Trump from running again under 14th Amendment by Rogue-Island-Pirate
Republicans’ actions speak for themselves. They’re evil people who always choose the worst option when given a choice.
If you don’t think they’re evil then that’s ok but it says a lot about your morals. Or more accurately lack of morals.
Cinema_King t1_jef0s3w wrote
Reply to Controversial Education Bills Spark Heated Debate in Rhode Island - Uprise RI by GhostOpera406
Keep that right wing culture war bullshit out of Rhode Island