CleverGirl2014
CleverGirl2014 t1_jeawjxa wrote
Reply to Freddy and Griffin posing for the camera. “Griffin stop making that face!!” by Additional_Generic_
"What face?"
CleverGirl2014 t1_jbkwxpo wrote
Reply to I Work As A CSI (Final) A Marriage Proposal. by 02321
Congratulations!!
CleverGirl2014 t1_jbfjok1 wrote
Reply to comment by Schrecht in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
"Mostly" 🤔
CleverGirl2014 t1_j94uf13 wrote
Reply to comment by scarymaxx in I had a house that eats the dead. It became an Airbnb for killers. by [deleted]
And who's Claire, or is your daughter Grace?
CleverGirl2014 t1_j92awql wrote
Reply to I forgot everything from archery class by Saturdead
This is one of the most frightening things I have ever read here. Losing bits of yourself like that... shudders
CleverGirl2014 t1_j801wb5 wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: My Dad could talk to angels by girl_from_the_crypt
And on an unrelated note, did the whole split-tongue thing affect the way Jacek speaks?
CleverGirl2014 t1_j7qdisq wrote
Reply to Spin by FirstBreath1
Don't exit the plane!
CleverGirl2014 t1_j661wme wrote
Reply to The peligots were as smart as an eight year old. Their screams still haunt my nightmares. by scarymaxx
I promise you. I will never eat a peligot.
CleverGirl2014 t1_j5zlpfg wrote
Reply to Thank God I'm a schizophrenic by Nvvvpd
By the way, screaming and kicking the car is my go-to first response to a broken down car as well. You're pretty lucky to have a guardian like Fred.
CleverGirl2014 t1_j5zanws wrote
Well, when you're ready to give up, go back. Complete the giant. We could use a change.
CleverGirl2014 t1_j5q9jhr wrote
Reply to The women in my family give birth differently by EaPAtbp
So that must be how all of you were as newborns? Eek!!
CleverGirl2014 t1_j2ajctx wrote
Rules are RULES, girl! You had a sweet gig and you deserved to lose it.
CleverGirl2014 t1_j1ej5bd wrote
Reply to Mal Treatment by mmartinv
Your SFC deserves chicken every day, just for being friendly with strangers and not hiding under the couch!
CleverGirl2014 t1_j1ehguu wrote
Reply to Mall Santas by Verastahl
Clearly your next step is to get a job as a janitor in a big mall, to gain access to the basement. Then, observe.
CleverGirl2014 t1_j0qafn7 wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Critter in My coworkers hear something calling from the sea. It is killing them. by GTripp14
Can't exactly say oops and move the rig. Corporate may have to increase the hiring bonus to keep up the supply of men.
CleverGirl2014 t1_izaftkg wrote
I hope Grayson isn't involved in getting the RC going again 😕
CleverGirl2014 t1_iyjg8ua wrote
Reply to Golfer bites off man’s nose in argument over game, flees in Tesla, police say by StayAwayGougeAllDay
The nose was not found?! Oh noes, did he eat it?
CleverGirl2014 t1_ivywiz7 wrote
Reply to I'm a retired police detective. A suspect from an old case won't stop calling me. by GTripp14
To have earned his respect like that is a marvelous thing.
CleverGirl2014 t1_ithdwoa wrote
Reply to comment by xXKikitoXx in I Work for a County Sheriff’s Office in Maine - I’ve Been Placed on Unofficial Leave. by xXKikitoXx
But he's so good at it!
CleverGirl2014 t1_isybpub wrote
Reply to comment by Ellie_The_Mermaid129 in Skin Deep by Ellie_The_Mermaid129
Melissa was "only a face... nothing more" to you? As you were to your clients, darling.
CleverGirl2014 t1_istukrq wrote
Seriously, if they didn't want you to spend their gold, they shouldn't have filled your house with it!
CleverGirl2014 t1_irdgsby wrote
That headline could've just left off the last three words.
CleverGirl2014 t1_jeb2gug wrote
Reply to comment by Additional_Generic_ in Freddy and Griffin posing for the camera. “Griffin stop making that face!!” by Additional_Generic_
😄