ColebladeX
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Reply to [WP] You, a supervillain, are very confused as to why your superhero-nemesis is rampaging through your lair screaming something about you kidnapping their girlfriend. Meanwhile your daughter, who has come to visit you, seems very nervous and is anxious to leave your lair. by Kitty_Fuchs
I wasn’t a dumb man being a super villain you gotta be smart or you don’t last long in the business that’s just a fact of life, and I was a very smart villain. Sure I hadn’t achieved world domination but at this point it was a little pointless, my nemesis was just too enjoyable to defeat I could’ve destroyed her years ago I had the plan in place and all the materials for it ready. But I had other things to worry about, like my family or the fact my daughter had a new girlfriend one which my minions employees couldn’t find any information on (I’m a bit of a helicopter dad I’m entitled to this after the werewolf boyfriend incident). My beloved daughter had been gushing about her girlfriend when she came by for lunch. So when Olympia kicked open my very unlocked door and demanded their girl friend back I quickly put two and two together. Which is why with an evil grin and said. “Hi I’m her father let’s have a talk and get to know each other.” I knew this was gonna be a good day as they both cringed and took a seat knowing I was gonna milk this for hours.
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Reply to [WP] Everybody knows that the Dark Lord cannot be defeated. Their army is invincible, their fortress unbreachable. But you (like so many before) will try anyway - you've simply no other choice. by GodawfulMe
I had a really stupid idea. Over 600 people tried before me many of them had armies. They’re all dead am now and I was just gonna be another casualty. But I did my due diligence, swords, magic, bows, poison they all failed and ended up dead. So I decided to try something really dumb. I worked my way in to becoming a chief in the dark lords kitchens. And I waited and took notes, I figured out what the dark lord didn’t eat and finally I had an option, lemons! Maybe he had a citrus allergy? When I was supposed to cook for him I put lemon in his meal and waited. Didn’t take long for a guard to come for me and I was escorted to the dark lord still alive. “Are you the one who made my chicken?” I nodded fully expecting to be killed. ”That was one of the best chickens I ever had. You used lemons in it right? You had some guts to try lemon when no one else had. Continue to be bold I look forward to your next meal.” And with that I left. Yeah it was a stupid idea guess I’ll have to keep trying. The chief assassin never gives up!
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Reply to [WP] A new teacher at the school sees ghostly messages written on the blackboard, but they're always warm and friendly. One afternoon however they see the messages with a messy script saying: "Run, beware, hide!" by Shadrak_Meduson
Okay that was weird. She thought as she went about her day. School had just ended and the students left so it was only her and the staff. So what was the concern? Perhaps it was just a joke but it stuck in her mind and something deep within told her to listen.
Wouldn’t hurt to air on the side of caution right? she thought and locked the door, It would be silly but she could play it off as a simple accident. With that she kept working handling her student’s homework. The door and message almost left her mind when someone tried to open the door but failed. “Is someone in there?” A voice said. She almost replied when she thought better of it. “Beware” the message said. She may have been new but the other teachers knew her by name now why would they say someone too? They knew her class her name was on the door. Deciding to air on the side of caution she kept quiet.
Whoever it was kept trying the handle and eventually slamming on the door. Every fist pound warping their voice till it sounded no longer human. “Is someone there I’m so terribly hungry please give me something to eat let me eat yoooooou!” Whatever it was chilled her to the bone and it seemed as if the door was about to give way so she followed the third part of the message. “Hide” there was a standing closet most of her middle schoolers could hide in but an adult probably couldn’t. Luckily she was smaller than the average adult and managed to squeeze in and shut the door just in time for her doors lock to break and whatever it was to enter. “food food where are you~” It sang as it rampaged through her classroom. It was starting to get closer to her hiding spot when new voices were heard. “There it is take it down!” It was a distinctly man’s voice and thankfully human sounding. Gun fire erupted and the thing made an inhuman screech as the man and his companions battled it. “Frag out!” Another voice called and there was an explosion and one final screech louder than the others followed by a wet thud. “We got it search for survivors.” The voice said again. There was the sound of footsteps as the man and his team began looking for survivors. Eventually one opened the locker and found the terrified teacher.
It was a soldier though their face was obscured. “We have a survivor.” He called out. “Man you’re lucky quite a few of your associates were not.” He helped her out and she saw the thing that tried to eat her a black puddle of goo in the vague form of a human. “What was that?” She asked trembling, The man shrugged. “No idea you’re lucky that spirit was looking out for you though told us exactly where to find it and you.” Spirit? She looked at the blackboard to see a new message. “I’m glad your safe, the kids really like you.”