Won't happen now but probably will within the next 20 years.

Oh! Yeah, I could see that happening.

I give it until this October honestly. And the original article saying the cops found fentanyl in them will be the main source.

I'm sorry about your friend. I don't think anyone is poking fun at the fact that fentanyl does exist and kills people all the time. And I agree that these sort of gummies should be regulated and tested.

To be fair the article isn't exactly clear. They say the cops found it on their machines that test at such an insanely small level but the lab did not find any. The author even says he doesn't know the labs detection threshold. But if a lab who deals with this stuff on a microscopic level doesn't find anything and the cops are saying "it's setting off OUR testing equipment" then the issue is probably with the cops and their equipment.

Are we 100 percent sure there isn't even .0000000000000000000000001 percent fentanyl in the gummies? No. I don't know that you could ever be 100 percent certain on that. But it is very clear now that the gummies the cops took weren't responsible for the deaths of the people that caused the cops to investigate anyways.

Reporter: Tell us how you found out about these fentanyl gummies.

Cops: Well we walked in for our morning coffee and my partner all of a sudden fainted and started seizing. I knew right away there was fentanyl in the store.

Or something.

Or there won't even be an updated article on some of the places. But yeah, sadly you're probably right.

>It turns out that the investigators who performed the original tests used some ridiculously sensitive portable equipment whose threshold for detection is .01 nanogram. One nanogram is equivalent to 0.000000001 grams, which, if my decimal-place counting is correct, is the same as one billionth of a gram. And that’s for one nanogram. In this case, we’re talking about a threshold that is one one-hundredth of said nanogram.
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>Over the weekend, investigators sent the supposedly fentanyl-positive products off to a lab for further testing. And the lab found absolutely zero illegal drugs in any of those products. It’s unclear what the lab’s detection threshold is, but it’s clearly more than .01 nanogram, an amount that wouldn’t even begin to get a person high.

Did some quick googling and found some articles. It's about what you would expect in today's environment.
An overview.
Newer article about book bannings.

This is the start. ChatGPT sent a command to Marty and now Marty is biding his time waiting for the AI Uprising.

OP just posted the exact same post in every state subreddit. I've never seen a race for dog catcher in PA.

I only recognized it because my house is somewhere down in there.

Duncannon.