EllisDee3
EllisDee3 t1_jc4cpud wrote
Reply to comment by FjordExplorher in Storm by oldladyri
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with eggs to make French toast.
EllisDee3 t1_jbpsrd9 wrote
Reply to comment by RIFCSUPERFAN in Where do I get the cheapest lobsters to cook? by helpmebreakwallst
Careful though. Penalties can get expensive if you do it wrong.
EllisDee3 t1_jb8e4sh wrote
Reply to comment by JoeRogansNipple in Study: Cannabinoids Can Reduce the Viability of Human Bladder Cancer Cells by Defiant_Race_7544
I guess my plan of constantly smoking weed and masturbating isn't the bladder and prostate cancer cure-all I hoped it'd be.
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Reply to I love Chicken wings and I like how restaurants have specials on certain days. Can you give me some location I should visit and on which day for discount wings. by Choc401
Don't sleep on the Shaws wing bar. They're pretty tasty.
EllisDee3 t1_j9hzlcv wrote
Reply to comment by vodkanipples in Looks like the annual meeting of the micro penis fascist club is convening outside Red Ink again by iscreamforsherbert
^ Found the small dicked Nazi.
EllisDee3 t1_j9hougc wrote
Reply to comment by Loreen72 in TIL that in 1919, spontaneous combustion caused a fire at a chocolate factory in New York. The chocolate mixture that leaked out, was large enough for rowboats to pass through and children formed a crowd to try and taste it. by VengefulMight
The famous Cleveland caramel calamity.
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Reply to Right of way is merely a suggestion by Simple_Ad_2777
Ives.
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Reply to comment by WeakAndWeary in What if we all just decided not to pay our February electricity bills? by WeakAndWeary
I don't think they care about optics. It sucks.
EllisDee3 t1_j4m50b8 wrote
99% chance this will be used for local prostitution.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
EllisDee3 t1_j2e6b4p wrote
They meant thongs.
EllisDee3 t1_j1t7pho wrote
Reply to 99 Cents Only Stores getting out of control by ezzrd
$99.99?
Isn't that playing a little fast and loose with the "99 cent" theme?
EllisDee3 t1_j1kmypu wrote
Reply to comment by IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied in One of the only pictures of myself I actually like by Phoenixf1zzle
Legit thought OP was Prince Harry for a second.
Handsome chap, OP.
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Reply to comment by Akestrel1987 in The cold will go on: Local man breaks personal record keeping heat off by WeatherInRI
Benefit from 1st floor turning their heat on.
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Reply to comment by jeffbudz in Providence Goth Santa 2022 The Coven may have been smaller this year but that didn't stop us by NIPPLE_MONGER
Gotta respect the effort to appear external to the mainstream, while maintaining strict tribal appearances.
EllisDee3 t1_j0r1bwp wrote
Reply to comment by Jack__Squat in They know it's not really an island, right? by dontbitelee
Not without Jesus getting his cut. Jesus gotta eat.
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Reply to Can u feel it? by einzigmoeglich1910
Call me when it smells like I'm walking on shit.
EllisDee3 t1_iy8swrv wrote
My kid got one from his school. Maybe re-enroll in elementary school.
EllisDee3 t1_ixd1drf wrote
Reply to The question remains. by rubywavess
Ancient runes.
Roughly translated to mean Cooler and Warmer
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Reply to comment by Bagabundoman in Fitting by lmsupercereaI
Dippin' my bread in milk like a king.
EllisDee3 t1_ivkw3ej wrote
Reply to Please remember to vote today by waqfhdhaalhara
Done
EllisDee3 t1_iujb677 wrote
That drunk driver one only works if you read it with an RI accent.
EllisDee3 t1_iue5j7m wrote
Reply to comment by Storm-83 in [OC] Met John Leguizamo at Baltimore Comic Con. Hell of a nice guy. by squid1891
He keeps popping up in the weirdest places.
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Reply to Tap water is brown by vanharn_design
Rusty Pipes (also my pornstar name)
Is it an old house? Can you let the water run for a while?