Faptain__Marvel
Faptain__Marvel t1_jcytzp7 wrote
Reply to comment by billpalto in Manhattan DA reassures staff of their safety after Trump protest call by aktivate74
Hopefully the security will be heavily armed LEO's and not unarmed tour guides. Let 'em attack. Slaughter them. Send a fucking message back this time.
Faptain__Marvel t1_jckuvw5 wrote
Reply to comment by Lout324 in We are Unemployed Professors, and we've been writing the things other people don't want to write for 12 years. AUA. by unemployedprofessors
It seems you don't like the answer, but the answer is pretty explicit.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Faptain__Marvel t1_j9b3yfw wrote
Reply to comment by designer_farts in Feral cows in New Mexico's Gila Wilderness will be shot from air, US Forest Service says by PM_ME_KITTYNIPPLES
Half mast isn't low enough!
Faptain__Marvel t1_j9b3kcb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Murder probe launched in fatal shooting of 'Peacemaker' bishop in Los Angeles by ColoTransplant
Welp, outside of immediate family members, it does appear that the Catholic Church is #1.
https://bravehearts.org.au/research-lobbying/stats-facts/child-sexual-abuse-religous-organisations/
Faptain__Marvel t1_j98uupz wrote
An event for the wealthy, by the wealthy, in which a wealthy person accidentally destroys a small glass token that wealthy people value at the cost of a small home.
All the wealthy just laugh it off because the remaining glass tokens are now more valuable to the wealthy. Champagne everyone! Even our farts smell delicious.
Faptain__Marvel t1_j6f12q0 wrote
Reply to comment by rkincaid007 in Massive fire breaks out at oil refinery in Iran by slc73
My first thought was partisans. But living in Texas it also seems clear that sometimes refineries just catch on fire as a result of refining explosive fuels.
Faptain__Marvel t1_j0flpx2 wrote
Reply to comment by Alan_Smithee_ in D.C. Bar panel tentatively finds Giuliani likely committed ethics violation with false election claims by Pomp_N_Circumstance
Just rails of speed.
Faptain__Marvel t1_iy47q9s wrote
Reply to comment by cachemonet0x0cf6619 in Reuters: Global regulators to target crypto platforms after FTX crash by Globalist2
Gosh, you sure seem knowledgeable. The poors have been encouraged to invest in crypto since they advertised during the superbowl. You don't see the Winklevoss twins regretting their investments in bitcoin.
It was always the already rich fleecing the poor and stupid. Only a douchebag would try to pretend there is a difference.
Faptain__Marvel t1_ixo8nd9 wrote
Now that the poors have been bilked, we need to restructure crypto so it can continue to bilk the stupid.
Faptain__Marvel t1_jddxpl3 wrote
Reply to comment by DTFH_ in Body is 17-year-old accused of shooting 2 at Denver high school, Colorado coroner confirms - CNN by oldschoolskater
Then there is the race thing. Predominately white school districts booting predominately young black men always causes problems.