Fit_Wolverine7706
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_jacbs4n wrote
Russian election results declared days before election : Russians believe it.
American election results declared, then votes re counted, double via machines n papers n challenged in courts who endorsed the results : Americans “ Nope we dont believe em”!
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_ja753md wrote
I am an Engineer and Was planning on sending this to my colleagues but the punchline ruins it for me.
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j9tipvw wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
U sure it was dinosaur? Not dinosaur’s dick?
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j69bn53 wrote
Reply to comment by EmpiricSemester585 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Coz the day he starts licking the ice cream, it melts and the game is over.
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5y5o7k wrote
Reply to comment by JohnnyElmagnifco995 in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
And if you do something wrong Grandma smacks you.
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5t91g3 wrote
Difference is that my car fills in my entire garage when I put it in.
When I put condom covered thing into where it is meant to go in, it doesn’t fill the space at all..
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j59qmay wrote
Reply to comment by princey00666 in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Yes, business will be better in prison with inmates breaking each other’s limbs all the time.
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_jacf2ov wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED
I hate your wife too