GuairdeanBeatha
GuairdeanBeatha t1_jdo5whe wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
They didn’t bury him, they just pointed his toes and drove him into the ground.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_jdmhbvc wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Oblio and Arrow would disagree.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja8njwb wrote
Reply to comment by KitKatDad in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Or you can divide by two, twice.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja8jfs4 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
That’s the hard way. The easy way is to count the wings and divide by two.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja89eiq wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
Even worse than a machine gun, they were holding a wooden ruler.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja5y4mp wrote
Is she an oceanside battery distributor? She sells C Cells down by the seashore?
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j4epc7v wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
“Jesus is made out of crackers?” - South Park (I can’t remember which character)
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j2264wh wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
What do we want?
Time travel!
When do we want it?
It’s irrelevant!
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j220ali wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Chuck Norris jokes never die, they just smell like it.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_iya1hyr wrote
Insani-tea is also quite helpful.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_iy3zzyf wrote
Reply to I need an office friendly joke! by SamElTerrible
A QA engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
The bartender pours one beer and says "it works on my machine."
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ixkrwf4 wrote
Reply to comment by Anierous in An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... by yapmadiyorum
Slingers were also very accurate. They could bring down a bird in flight at 200 feet. Slinging a stone through the opening in the face shield on a helmet was well within their capabilities.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ixkppsu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... by yapmadiyorum
David vs Goliath is a classic example of why you don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_iudk3q7 wrote
It doesn’t matter, there’s no electricity.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_je1yot4 wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
You mean THEY couldn’t figure IT out? WE are amazed!