HoppityHooper
HoppityHooper t1_j8fzj48 wrote
Many men, meanwhile, would love seeing women's underwear come down.
HoppityHooper t1_j825l45 wrote
Reply to Cockatoos can not only use tools, they can carry whole toolkits to trickier jobs, study shows by redundancy2
Use one for your next repair job. Their bills are small.
HoppityHooper t1_j6lko0d wrote
So if you're Verdi hungry and too Bizet to cook Bach home, this music helps you Handel yourself and not be too Straussed.
HoppityHooper t1_j5b6sre wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
And promised her a rocket ride for their honeymoon.
HoppityHooper t1_j4jok0w wrote
Reply to Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by KaptainObvious_
And you KNOW the results will be whitewashed when they Finnish.
HoppityHooper t1_j2yvki6 wrote
They received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!
HoppityHooper t1_izbuxjl wrote
Reply to comment by jaybazzizzle in Man arrested after stealing over $1,300 worth of toothbrushes, sheriff’s office says by ThinCurrency5292
Stealing this.
HoppityHooper t1_iz08a0s wrote
How about give them time to change the name? All they need is just a little patience.
HoppityHooper t1_ixahga5 wrote
Reply to comment by MoseSchruteJunior in Report: Man pleads guilty after he robs bank, uses birth certificate to write demand note by SubstantiatedRumor
Steaing a variation of this.
HoppityHooper t1_iwsl8qk wrote
So much for having a vodka with Lemon.
HoppityHooper t1_iwivvqx wrote
Head them to slaw-ter?
HoppityHooper t1_iw8lbt8 wrote
Reply to comment by samsonite1020 in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
Stealing this.
HoppityHooper t1_iw13lbj wrote
Wonder wise someone even considered this? When you're high you don't give a hoot what you do.
HoppityHooper t1_iubfapx wrote
Reply to Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea
Stole candy, now behind bars. Figures.
HoppityHooper t1_isznkec wrote
Reply to Drinking Navy jet fuel following spills caused long-term health issues, families say by whitetrashsuperman
So it doesn't just give you gas?
HoppityHooper t1_ircgqax wrote
Reply to A Disgruntled Tourist Smashed Two 2,000-Year-Old Statues in the Vatican Because He Was Denied a Meeting With Pope Francis by bomberesque1
Had the right people caught him, he might've met Pope Francis's boss.
HoppityHooper t1_ir9w9gl wrote
Not for lunch - just a quick bite to get him over the hump.
HoppityHooper t1_j8zhj80 wrote
Reply to Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
"Till Death Do We Part," indeed. NFL fans may be interested to know the film about the Totos lives, starring Tracey Ullman, was produced by a fellow named Jeffrey Lurie. Who made a killing producing great Eagles teams the last 30 years or so.