Hurtkopain
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tjic9 wrote
Reply to comment by BeepBopBoopBeeb in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
me: "oh I like this one on you"
her: "well I don't....next!"
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tjf3o wrote
Reply to comment by Lina-Lavoisier in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
😂
TIL I married a monster
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tj47s wrote
Reply to comment by theycallmefuRR in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
i heard make-up as "face paint" before that's why i used brain paint, it also kinda rhymes
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tiwxv wrote
Reply to comment by Inconceivable_me in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
exactly, didn't wanna use the make-up term before the punchline
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tis8f wrote
Reply to comment by dice1111 in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
that sounds very sophisticated, I thought brain paint had a good simple sound to it but hey whatever fits your bits!
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9timm7 wrote
Reply to comment by Cortillian in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
😂
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tim04 wrote
Reply to comment by boersc in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
thank you! I try to create jokes from nothing but most of the time it's a swing and a miss! It's next to impossible to reach the 10k updoot score but I'll keep trying. I just wanna make ppl laugh a bit hehe
Submitted by Hurtkopain t3_119vqhc in Jokes
Hurtkopain t1_j9hrzl6 wrote
Reply to comment by diveguy1 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Beaverade
Hurtkopain t1_j9hrx0h wrote
Reply to comment by xheLeMx in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Beaver Rage
Hurtkopain t1_j6hytwu wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
i had to go in an elevator to think about this one. It's wrung on so many levels.
Hurtkopain t1_j6d598g wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
*prout*
-frenchies
Hurtkopain t1_j6d4tcp wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
doc: "relax, i'm not a BRAAABarian"
Hurtkopain t1_j6cuwny wrote
Someone broke into my house and stole 60% of my fire trucks.
fuck.
Hurtkopain t1_j60nbcb wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
How r they gonna pay for the fun...bird seeds.
Hurtkopain t1_j4nyikk wrote
Reply to zen ~_~ by PewPewAnimeGirl
LIT AF
Hurtkopain t1_j43etrg wrote
Reply to comment by StopStalkingMeFam in PsBattle: weird hot chilli pepper by isdebesht
you spelt peppered wrong
Hurtkopain OP t1_j9tk4bz wrote
Reply to comment by AkaGurGor in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Keep dreaming Mr.Troll, it might come true for you. But it's not for everyone. My first marriage was really weird, we divorced after only 3 months. The second one was difficult at first but at least I know it's for life.