I_Thot_So
I_Thot_So t1_j1px15h wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
How was their response emotional?
I_Thot_So t1_ixq4l4t wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Dude. None of us are doctors. I’m speaking from the experience of a full grown adult who has had many types of bruises and seen people with “normal” black eyes. It’s pure anecdotal.
I’m just saying this will not go away in a couple days.
Go to the damn doctor.
I_Thot_So t1_ixq2a63 wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
This is not a normal black eye. A normal black eye is swollen right away but usually doesn’t look fully bruised until the next day.
Think of the number of color changes a bruise goes through. How it looks small when it’s purple, but when it’s in the green phase, somehow it continues to spread. This is not a couple days. This is a couple weeks.
Put ice on it now and any time you aren’t working. Keep your head elevated above your heart. The inflammation itself will take a few days to go down, but that bruise is epic.
I_Thot_So t1_ix3sk81 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Oh lort. Please dump this toxic gatekeeping trash.
Next time she tries to kiss you, is she going to all of a sudden forget that she said you aren’t gay?
I know you have a lot of shame and identity shit to contend with, so please. DTMFA and go to therapy so you don’t continue to brush off when someone tries to tear you down like that.
I_Thot_So t1_iwgasic wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Do you think teenagers only wear outrageously trendy clothing? Or that moms in their 40’s can’t wear cool things? Or maybe she just wanted a tshirt.
Her mom is toxic AF, but she’s not elderly.
I_Thot_So t1_isg4fny wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
Are you OP? You’ve responded to almost every comment calling OP out.
I_Thot_So t1_j1q7yjc wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
No one is triggered. Triggered is a psychological response to trauma. Not thinking someone is wrong.
People thinking you’re an idiot is not them being emotional.