I wouldn't say it's knot racist.

Signed, Franklin Stein.

I just get wider.

I'm hoping for a willie big won.

That's too bad, he was really looking up to it.

It's funny, it just stinks...like paint.

Because when they subtract they always get one.

No, it's today's entry in my diary.

Lol yep.

Pours another and says, "It's just the alcohol talking".

Lol

There's one more, but I would feel kilty showing it to in here.

Both of them

I was class president, prom king, valedictorian, most to likely succeed, and captain of the surf and dive teams. As a senior, I even taught a freshman class.

I was an overachiever from the start and excelled at finding trouble no matter where it hid. I was home schooled because I was expelled from public school.

I can't drink it that strong. Go right through me! I'd drown the fires of hell out with a half cup. I wouldn't want to be in that guys house in the morning with no hot water and cold coffee, holding onto a half cup of guilty Joe Joe.

I like your coffee

That one has some dimensions to it! Funny on several different floors. Wasn't there something about coffee liking women in that same one?

As long as it doesn't all start with a carrier pigeon.

That and he doesn't have a pilot license.

If you die in a fire, you can save a lot money. That way you have a smoking hot body and a little money to spend too.

Everybody except for Johnny's bitch .

Don't know! I know what she does do to assist me as a very satisfied customer. I can give you the name of my bank and you can see if they have a branch office near you.

Then you can get some head teller assistance right there near you. I don't recommend using those fucking ATMs. I'm sure you can get that type service there. It's the same at all of them I have ever used no matter where.

I don't know about masturbating there, maybe if you have a donor card and a pin to use. I'm not sure who's using who at any ATM. It always feels like I'm getting fucked and it's certainly not with the head teller assisting! She can be very helpful, but she works in an entirely different area at my bank.

Yep, and new episodes of "that's how I divorced your mother and why I couldn't find another."

Starting Tonight on Lifetime's Single Plumber!

Means there's going to be a whole new rash of the same old porcupine jokes for a while.

Man behind the counter says, "There are millions outside. Why the fuck you looking inside for them?"

So I ran back upstairs and said, "honey c'mon we need your help too"

We got to the stairs and I pushed her ass off and yelled,

"You swingers and cunts better let me get my rest or I'll be grumpy in the morning!"