Lofter1 t1_je0u0a8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM

Reply to comment by Gheauxst in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

THATS WHY THE PARENTS NEVER CHASED AFTER ME! I thought my stealth level was just 100

Lofter1 t1_jdzq5m7 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:37 AM

Reply to comment by Lem0n_Lem0n in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

yes, theft. like, you see a kid, you take it home without paying for it.

Lofter1 t1_j1q124h wrote on December 26, 2022 at 2:03 PM

Reply to comment by vconcernedacademic in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]

yeah, I don't know wtf this guy is on about. probably a virgin himself, cause everyone I had sex with was very comforting whenever I underperformed, convincing me it's okay, it happens, that they still had fun, etc. Only expectation was that I'm not selfish and finish what I started in some way, shape or form.