LongBongJohnSilver
LongBongJohnSilver t1_jd4hlpz wrote
Reply to LPT: don't assume dishonesty or malice. You and others' lives will be much happier. by Alcoraiden
Threw up in my mouth a little.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_jadud08 wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_j93lqlp wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuBotStalksMe in Nuclear shadow, Nagasaki by allez05
Sure beats slow radiation death.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_j6leupq wrote
Reply to comment by Flecca in Walking parrots by FrankieGS
I've helped breed birds most of my life, and I've concluded they aren't very good pets. They develop romantic bonds to people that can't (shouldn't) come to fruition. It's one thing to keep an aviary, but all these people doing what amounts to foreplay with them isn't what's best.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_j3n9hp6 wrote
Reply to Casually drinking a Beer, Belgium, 1970s by FrankieGS
Now duct tape them to your hands.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_iyezoqt wrote
Reply to What are your thoughts on the World Cup? by taiwanna
A corrupt clusterfuck of shit, generating waste and human suffering, while exposing how weirdly noncommittal a lot of people are about defending human rights.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_iuao5sy wrote
Props to the farmer for managing to not destroy it.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_jd58dl6 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Alternative9440 in LPT: don't assume dishonesty or malice. You and others' lives will be much happier. by Alcoraiden
What are you, cynical? You should just believe me.