I used to know a really good method, but … Anyway you have to make a conscious effort to memorize these things. Some people do this automatically. I’d imagine that you have a hard time remembering directions too. I have the same issue. Often, it’s just that you are preoccupied with other things. Again, when you set your keys down look at them and say out loud “my keys are on the table” or wherever. You probably forget where you parked your car too. Do the same. Say it out loud “row 7” or whatever. The worst thing for your memory is to stress about your memory. Now, what was your question again?

There's this place called Wal-Mart. You should check it out. Go in there and when the old lady says "Welcome to Wal-Mart" you say,

"Where the hell is the hydrogen peroxide, lady."

I'm not sure who is making fun of you.

Start by getting new friends.

I can't believe I clicked on that link. You almost got me busted.

It really wasn't that obvious. I just ran the same question through ChatGPT and got a similar answer. You just beat me to it!

Thank you ChatGPT

Johnny asked, "Teacher, do farts have lumps."
Teacher replies, "No Johnny, farts do not have lumps."

"Well then," says Johnny, "I just shit my pants."

Same. Just out of respect for the story.

That cat's either possessed or it was in the midst of a head shake. From the dog's expression, I think that you're cat is definitely possessed.

And it works well too. If I’m feeling lazy I leave the cart (hell, it’s a quarter) and someone’s more than happy to take it back. Seriously.