MasonP2002

MasonP2002 t1_jcpvczw wrote on March 18, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard

Because they can't get jobs.

MasonP2002 t1_jap3i15 wrote on March 3, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to comment by WaterChi in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham

Everything's alleged until you're convicted.

MasonP2002 t1_j921t2f wrote on February 18, 2023 at 5:14 PM

Reply to comment by King0fSwing in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_

Damn, so that's why my relationship didn't work out.

MasonP2002 t1_j7n6wd6 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 12:28 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt

Switchblades and balisongs are banned in half the country lol.

MasonP2002 t1_j76osph wrote on February 4, 2023 at 2:23 PM

Reply to comment by OhhhLawdy in AFC jumps to 9-3 lead in NFL Pro Bowl Games by skicompanion

Oh, I thought this was about the actual Pro Bowl.

MasonP2002 t1_j74q83i wrote on February 4, 2023 at 1:30 AM

Reply to AFC jumps to 9-3 lead in NFL Pro Bowl Games by skicompanion

I'm sure somebody cares somewhere.

MasonP2002 t1_j30ewa3 wrote on January 5, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Reply to comment by NetDork in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace

This happened with lifeguards and drowning: https://apnews.com/article/9ed21d08e67a531621b4b6821cfadf85

MasonP2002 t1_j26wswn wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:14 AM

Reply to comment by sirdogglesworth in Border Force official arrested on suspicion of being illegal immigrant by ChillNigz

Hard to say, the Brits have pissed off pretty much everybody at one point or another.

MasonP2002 t1_j1khm89 wrote on December 25, 2022 at 2:27 AM

Reply to comment by i_cant_turn_1eft in Your AFC East Champs three years in a row by IceColdOz

My dad is a Bills, Vikings, and Hawkeyes fan. He is extremely used to disappointment.

MasonP2002 t1_iy1favj wrote on November 28, 2022 at 12:37 AM

Reply to comment by Key-Ad9733 in I was voted “Least likely to Succeed” by my high school class. by porichoygupto

Did you kill him for beating you?

MasonP2002 t1_iwskw4k wrote on November 18, 2022 at 1:00 AM

Reply to comment by MrFancyPanzer in Man spotted with weapons at University Mall purchased them there, police say by DatsunL6

In an open carry state too, so even if it was a live firearm he wouldn't have been breaking the law.