Punching usually kills people because of the... fall!

Difference there is the teachers and administration do see the instigation. Same outcome though.

The only people who correctly use batteries are Philadelphia Eagles fans who used a barrage of "cells" in their battery.

An infinite series of mathematics walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The next orders 1/4 of a beer. Next orders 1/8 of a beer.

The bartender cuts them off, pours 2 beers and tells them "you should really know your limits."

Tortoise has a head start, but moves slow.

Achilles will overtake and win despite starting behind.

The problem is an infinite series.

Achilles will run, for some amount of time, and eventually reach the tortoise's starting point. But the tortoise has also advanced during that time and Achilles is still behind.

The race continues a lesser amount of time and Achilles reaches the tortoise's last checkpoint, but again the tortoise has moved on.

EVERY time Achilles reaches where the tortoise was, the tortoise has moved a little bit farther. This will be true for infinite points.

How can Achilles reach the infinite number of checkpoints and ever pass the tortoise if the tortoise is always a little bit further away for infinite points?

Do not know what to do with that.

From a physics standpoint, you can only brake with 100% of your tires' grip. If your brakes are capable of locking up the wheels (or triggering ABS) then you already have more than enough braking power. Engine braking won't help unless your brakes are weak.

It needs to have multiple drives. D, 1, 2.

Honestly a fair question since all helmets are designed for hits to the head.

They all protect for a specific type of hit to the head. Simplifying your example to a bicycle helmet vs. hockey helmet: A bike helmet is likely to be hit directly from the front, it is lightweight for ease of riding, and it will sacrifice itself to absorb as much impact as possible, making it single use only. Hockey helmets are designed for multiple hits, and protection from a projectile. H hockey puck might punch a hole through a bike helmet.

I hadn't considered the heat, but was going to say the second part.

Different helmets for different falls.

BMX / skateboard helmets are also very different from road-bike helmets.

A likely joke: A monkey, an alligator, and a tiger walk into a bar...

Meta joke: A zookeeper walks into a bar. " I heard about a monkey, an alligator, and a tiger coming in here...

Got any nails?

Why?

They mean the same thing, they're synonyms.

Interface

verb

1. interact with (another system, person, organization, etc.).

"his goal is to get people interfacing with each other"

But there are multiple definitions for interface so it can also be a noun. Interact only has one definition.

It would be like holding the gun at your chest. Pretty painful.

Yeah, but I don't predate the '80s, so I'm not even going to bother suggesting that I was influenced by '50s greasers. And nobody but Mike Judge was ever influenced by Superman III.

It only matters which one influenced the person.

I say "grinds my gears" because I liked that bit on family guy, not because I hung around gear-heads in the '80s.

There are two forms of food-poisoning: too many pathogens that then grow in your body and make you sick out both ends while your immune system fights the growth, and toxins from spoilage that will have a more immediate rejection from the body.

The ones that grow in you have pretty good resistance to acids. (All are slightly different) And toxins just are, so acid won't necessarily break them down.

Thank you for clarifying.

Federal firearms license.

What's to reevaluate now?

>Most FFL's will store guns for you.

Like I would ever trust someone with a badge to hold on to something valuable.

The whole post isn't relevant. News happened and OP is lost.

Ducking autocorrect

Vacuum is nothing, therefore statement is accurate.

Yeah the yellow countdown makes it out a lot easier to anticipate.