He's working towards that Dictatorship he's dreamed about. The road to Dictatorship is first you gain support, then disarm, then disconnect people from outside influence.

I wear perfume as a man, why do we have to smell tough? What if I want to smell like flowers and fruit? lol

Objectively speaking they aren't, their brains have not fully developed yet, that doesn't happen till you're around 25 and ignoring that fact, their hormones are out of wack and can cause their emotions to make bad choices. Plus they don't have years of knowledge and wisdom of those older than them and that too can lead to more bad choices than what a 20 or 30yo might typically make.

You missed the point, with sex comes pregnancy and underage teens are always smart and use protection and that goes for any teen no matter the income of their family. Your joke just doesn't work.

I don't get this one. My grandmother was younger than my mom by 1 year, my grandfather on my dads side married a younger woman after his divorce with my real grandmother. Are you trying to say only poor teens have underage sex or something?

You know what this means right? We have to have a dick blade fight to the death!

Which is why I had surgery to replace mine with a fake one that has a switchblade installed in it.

rip the tag off my mattress, I don't want to go to prison!

I mean, he's not wrong. Isn't the whole point of living a long life is to outlive everyone else? lol old age is sad.

Why do you make us suffer like this OP? We didn't ask for this knowledge :'(

GTAV and Tiny Tina's Wonderland, so basically Saint's Rowe (the good ones not the reboot).

Soccer is literally the worst sport.

OMG that looks good, it's like if fast food looked like what their ads depicts. I'd eat that in a heartbeat and then die from eating it. lol

He's a cat, so he's thinking about a future where the world burns. lol