Literally just walk up to some random schmoe on the street, they'll probably be all for it. This city has a really bad drug problem.

I think the Asian markets in the city have frozen octopus and squid. Not sure if any have fresh ones though.

Ok now I N E E D to see the view from the 20th floor

I hope they rot

What time is this or is it an all day thing?

There's a Springfield MO discord? How is it?

Is it only for today?

Fuck that building in particular!

Yes, how dare we remove the condemned buildings so that they don't hurt anyone. They should stay in one place for all eternity simply because they were there before, consequences be damned. No marching forward into the future, we need to stay in the past!

You wouldn't happen to be in the Baby Boomer age range, would you?

https://youtu.be/5AvrBFlJeMs

I, too, often ask "Springfield, why?"

Across the street will be a shop run by an elderly mad scientist whose technology removes the curses while keeping all the benefits

I swear at this point I would not be surprised if someone on the city council or whatever either A) had ties to the car wash industry that makes them richer with every new car wash built or B) has a car wash fetish.

Good news. While I was taking my dog, Scout, outside, Nubbers just walked up to my stoop like nothing was wrong. I am so incredibly relieved he is okay and back to me but also incredibly pissed that he gave me several nights of anxiety in the first place. Let me tell ya, I am never gonna let him near open windows unsupervised ever again, screened or not.

Thanks to everyone for your concern and help. I'll let you know if he gets back out again but for right now I am gonna see about getting a few cuddle sessions in with my little baby boy. :)

Oh, I should probably mention his breed. He's a Manx, which means he was born with no tail. He just has a little nub where his tail would be, hence his name.

I didn't name him that. My mom's friend gave him to me and I didn't have it in my heart to change it.

Thanks. :)

Monroe Street, near Glenstone.

Did it right after making this Reddit post

His name is Nubbers and my phone number is on his heart shaped name tag on the collar there. If anyone finds and catches him, please call the number on it and let me know.

Did that the moment I discovered he got out. I've just been waiting ever since (I don't have a car so looking him for him myself, especially in this weather, is a no-go)

Not from that number specifically but I do get a lot of automated spam calls (especially from out of state) and it is really annoying. Especially because I am on the national do not call registry but I guess that means nothing. I have learned to just do nothing when I see a number I do not recognize.

Wouldn't even have that much of a problem with it if there were actual people on the line. Atleast then I could get entertainment value out of it by fucking with the person on the other end.

I'm going to steal this. Don't try to stop me.

But without crt TV's, how can I go play some retro gaming? :(

I am not voting republican