Murderyoga
Murderyoga t1_j42rjwn wrote
Reply to comment by hamhead in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
It's easier if you try.
Murderyoga t1_j42fx89 wrote
Reply to comment by hamhead in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
I assumed that part went without saying.
Murderyoga t1_j41bncn wrote
Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
It'd be like filling your Cuisinart with cyanide then being expected to turn around and make cookies.
Murderyoga t1_j2bn0ko wrote
I remember that DS3 level.
Murderyoga t1_j2as9rt wrote
Reply to comment by Brotochip007 in Rooster with melanism. Please don’t make this joke. by xxkurwiszonxx
I don't know, what's up with you? Ahhh, we have fun.
Murderyoga t1_j2ajejp wrote
Reply to comment by arsencaw in Rooster with melanism. Please don’t make this joke. by xxkurwiszonxx
Incorrect, that bird has too much updog.
Murderyoga t1_j24vm6n wrote
Ah, before they invented physics.
Murderyoga t1_j00nw0w wrote
Reply to Punk band Slaves changes name to Soft Play | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site by quitofilms
That's what I like in my punk bands. Knuckling under to popular option.
Murderyoga t1_iytwe8u wrote
Reply to comment by Tuna4242 in Camel pageant among attractions on World Cup sidelines by always_bet_on_black
A city in California.
Murderyoga t1_iyrzdhr wrote
Pull up all gravestones and plant tomatoes.
Murderyoga t1_iyog24y wrote
I thought it said 'carmel pageant' and it sounded delicious.
Murderyoga t1_iy88yph wrote
Yes, you are alone on this.
Murderyoga t1_iy6dmw1 wrote
Took me longer than it should have.
Murderyoga t1_ixzuzxf wrote
Reply to comment by steveanonymous in Airplane Movie by Mtr3ze
He picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Murderyoga t1_ixhxlrd wrote
Ironically it's as accurate as a contemporary lie detector.
Murderyoga t1_ixf4bws wrote
Reply to TIL in 1882 James Williams of Fredonia, Texas patented a mousetrap “incorporating a handgun” by fellmeats
I tried this once, now my mice have guns.
Murderyoga t1_ixcsss3 wrote
Reply to TIL that the Ishmael books by Daniel Quinn inspired Morgan Freeman's involvement with nature documentaries. by J_S_M_K
Call me Ishmael.
Murderyoga t1_iviuphb wrote
Reply to comment by absenceofheat in How Apple Watch is helping veterans and active service members deal with nightmares from PTSD by chrisdh79
Traumatic stress, impending dementia, catatonic schizophrenia. Who knows.
Murderyoga t1_ivfg8km wrote
Reply to How Apple Watch is helping veterans and active service members deal with nightmares from PTSD by chrisdh79
I wonder when it will be available to the public. I've never been to war but have frequent night terrors.
Murderyoga t1_iuyby2x wrote
Reply to Samsung is building an “8K” ultrawide monitor to succeed its massive Odyssey Neo G9 by Sirisian
Meanwhile 90% of what I watch is on my phone.
Murderyoga t1_iuq1ut6 wrote
Laurence Fishburne's son maybe.
Murderyoga t1_iuj5fm5 wrote
Reply to Today I discussed some of my favorite tax codes and how woke dentist #10 really is. by eat_with_your_fist
Did you mention the situation with Updog?
Murderyoga t1_iuh29iu wrote
Reply to Pray for those who died in an unexpected accident and hope that the injured.🙏 by jianbinmrg
Hope the injured what?
Murderyoga t1_j4a2461 wrote
Reply to Jessica Alba, a boomerang gif.. because Happy Friday by J_LeVeL
That dude's not acting.