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NOT000 t1_j6zwlis wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This wrinkly kitty by freekehleek
looks like a star wars villain
NOT000 t1_j6vfjar wrote
costanza
NOT000 t1_j6nb0qm wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
if u date a smoker u will stink like a smoker
hopefully u dont start smoking too
NOT000 t1_j6eqms4 wrote
Reply to my uncle on prom night in 1987. by turbocharged_autism
was he in a band?
NOT000 t1_j6e6q00 wrote
NOT000 t1_j61ew4t wrote
Reply to Hello! I'm Jeevin, the Narrative Designer for Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money - AMA by JeevinESG
does julian sleep with a drink in his hand?
poop with a drink in his hand??
NOT000 t1_j5rjn4v wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk by justheretowatch-1184
u have now learned buzz is good but drunk is bad
avoid getting drunk
NOT000 t1_j5mtfn0 wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
hope its bs
otherwise methinks there is much alcoholism in your futures
NOT000 t1_j5m04au wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Cat standing with arms raised in a V by ntack9933
the dead lay
in pools of maroon below
NOT000 t1_j4bcegj wrote
i used to drink out of a huge water container when i lived in a garage
i'd keep it by the bed and sip in the dark
one morning i woke up to find a dead cockroach floating in the water i;d been drinking
i am still uncertain if i drank cockroach water, but it sure seemed gross overall
which reminds me of the time i accidentally drank my own pee...
NOT000 t1_j31xwjt wrote
Reply to PsBattle: yawning dog by mquill81
u like pearl jam?
NOT000 t1_j2kkp18 wrote
Reply to What’s your guys favourite album closers? by Swaggycat23
11
Release
9:03
NOT000 t1_j2f69bj wrote
could be used in a comedy film
NOT000 t1_j2etb6c wrote
Reply to Will we ever cure addiction? by 4ucklehead
i bet theyll come up with a pill that kills your addictive personality
if they dont they will eventually do it with gene editing
NOT000 t1_j2bsj4v wrote
what a huge dark rooster!
NOT000 t1_j2bfoji wrote
my dad got 1 of the first vcrs
$1,000
NOT000 t1_j2aozol wrote
Reply to TIL In the 1980s, an obscene image was snuck into one of the ice cubes in a Coca-Cola ad in South Australia. The company recalled and destroyed all of the posters, and the artist responsible for the image was fired and sued. by 54_actual
kinda looks like shes singing into a microphone
NOT000 t1_j253mmf wrote
i suspect people have found its easier to use computers, or samplers, to make music and u dont need several members to agree or obey. that sort of music is usually not classified as rock.
NOT000 t1_j23q5nj wrote
Reply to comment by awing1 in Programmable Tattoo by fluxrider
duh.
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i mean LED screen where u can choose what u want on your eye at any time, including video
NOT000 t1_j22iqae wrote
Reply to Programmable Tattoo by fluxrider
bet theyll be able to do that with contact lenses soon. image of your choice on your eyeballs
NOT000 t1_j1zyw9z wrote
Reply to Totally locked garbage disposal by Homebridge
call about taking it back if u cant get it working
we got ours from home depot and the warranty was good enough that any time w brought it back they gave a new one
easy to install, dont forget the popout
NOT000 t1_j1w7pjq wrote
Reply to My girlfriend and I have a long running game going with my parents where we pick up filthy fridge magnets and hide them in each other's homes. This one has made it through since the 24th undetected. by Finsceal
i had a similar ongoing prank with wifey
we used this tiny novelty pencil topper penis
i'd put it in with her vitamins
she would put it in my cereal...
NOT000 t1_j1spfls wrote
Reply to A pan I got for Christmas came with a full size screwdriver for assembly of the handle! There was only one screw. by Andire
bring it on a date
tell 'em its so u can start screwing right away
NOT000 t1_j125wa4 wrote
Reply to Does anyone feel trapped here by vapournova
i think about how pointless life is
and how humans are the only animals who have to pay for a place to live
NOT000 t1_j7nrxg4 wrote
Reply to Cody Garbrandt vs Dominick Cruz by Seraphenigma
that was the peak of codys career, that night
i felt bad seeing him lose so much since then, but at least he reached the top