one of my ex roommates used toothpaste to patch a bullet hole in the wall. No idea what the upstairs neighbors did about the bullet hole in the floor.

I don't like 3D movies and refuse to go to them any more.

The thing is the real world is 3D, so ideally a movie in 3D should help immerse the viewer into the experience.

But directors don't use 3D to mimic the real world, they use 3D to show off 3D effect.s

If there's a monster with teeth, it's going to be leaping out to bite you in the face...if someone is holding a spear, you know that spear is going to come jabbing out at you. it's the visual equivalent of a Wilhelm scream.

3D COULD be great, but directors need to stop using it like the shiny toy they got for their birthday and want to show all their friends at school

So the claim is people who lived in North America for over 10,000 years found fossils?

Ok, I guess I can believe that.

What I do almost every day is pick an artist and start listening to their entire discography in chronological order.

This is a special kind of self torture since there's not a streaming service that gives a rat dick about release years. Albums are sorted alphabetically, I have to keep a Wikipedia tab open to track the listen order

Seriously, am i the only person that cares about album years?

And just a smidge of cocaine

I made a spy balloon simulator too!

Why didn't Punchkicker kick?

It used to do something before they upgrade the factory, but it's a union shop so he keeps his job.

OSHA would like to speak to you about factory safety concerns

Dude could have ordered a traffic cone from Amazon and had it in two days.