Ben Affleck is from California and has spent his life in Massholeface and it's disgusting seeing the Globe buy his lies

Very proud of this subreddit for not a single "OMG WTF WAS THAT??" during the Red Sox flyover

Surprise party for /u/Exciting_Parsley_216

Idk I've seen brewpub used for generic restaurants like "tavern" or "alehouse" or "pub"

breweries should not be family places for people to take their children. and I'm not one of those crazy /r/childfree weirdos

Lol someone stuffed a shipping container full of highly pressurized helium. Classic prank

you have literally no idea what you're talking about

Classic shit show T. They can't even afford cards gloss. A study of the Helsinki transit system showed a 7% (from 90 to 97%) increase in on time rates when they started glossing their cards because the RF waves on the card transmitters work faster.

I didn't think it was THAT funny so I hope this isn't the funniest thing you read all day

what do you think is going to happen if they don't sufficiently meet your progressive standards?

"Oh no! My tattoo artist voted for Hillary over Bernie! Now I need to post an apology essay on Instagram!"

They also fuck subways? I don't even know what CDMX is

Love it. That 'Bees is on my top 5 Boston Restaurant list for sure

Yeah sure /u/BostonSubwaySlut that's why you want to take the T.

but realistically speaking I'm a sucker for the whatever generic stuff you get by the slice at the grocery store. Not chocolate mousse tho, chocolate mousse fucking sucks

Been illegal since 76

We're an atheistic city, god doesn't damn any cheesecake because our cheesecake doesn't believe in god

You'll all feel like fools taken for a ride when we get a Red Sox vs Mets World Series and suddenly an "emergency Fenway area transit shutdown" happens and some stoner jazz rock musician from Berklee is playing right field

Actually I'm pretty sure this Reddit post is the first step in ending hundreds of years of collective human behavior.

A lotta people pooping in there so they have to collect the poop DNA to arrest the poopers.

Once global warming hits, everywhere

Fellate a marble

so you're saying instead of investigating a local sex scandal a local paper should be investigating documents about offshore money laundering from mostly foreign people?

You're one of those dumbfucks who screams about the Panama Papers not knowing they have almost nothing to do with Americans.

Brb gonna make a thread asking why the Weston Middle School paper isn't doing enough to investigate George Santos

Papa Geno's in Brockton, unironically

OP asked about a family outing, not a romantic evening

Because Santa is a fascist dictator of an armed militant ethnostate (elves) who WILL commit acts of violence to prevent intrusions on their airspace

Dunkin Donuts

Not a shit post, know several people conceived in Dunkin bathrooms.