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Hopefully he doesn't get wasted and murder someone with his car.

It's just one tiny pocket in Minnesota if I'm not mistaken. For the record, they absolutely are. We here in Southern coastal New England are unabashed pricks. They're a bunch of smarmy, spineless, passive aggressive cunts. When you hear about how Americans are fat and uneducated, that's one of the epicenters that skews the statistics.

Thank god. So it's just that pocket of savages in the great lakes region who say it wrong. They love their R's.

Yes, but the ending syllable is -ah, in place of -er.

All types of stuff washes up in island park. I've found a few arrowheads, an antique silver bracelet and a fossilized shark tooth. The coolest thing though, was a fragment of a vase. I showed it to the owner of an antique shop near me, and she gave me 50 bucks for it. It was from an early Ming vase, and likely entered the water in the 38 Hurricane.

Yo dawg, I heard you like boats, so I put a boat in your boat, so you can boat while you boat.

The ultimate two ethnic market bang bang is Portugalia and the Oriental Food Market. It's about a half mile away at the corner of Quarry and Quequechan. I consider it sacrilegious to hit one and not the other.