He lost the note I handed him, and then he forgot to order my stuff. It all worked out though, we just started our new weekly special on Thursday instead of Wednesday. No guests ever knew the difference. Lol

We have not had sex, but there is a running gag our coworkers enjoy. The basis is that he is a cuk, he watches me do stuff with his wife, and he does stuff with my girlfriend. Just to make sure there is no confusion though, This is a joke made up by coworkers.

I mentioned it in another comment somewhere in here, but I went to apologize for undermining him in a professional setting. He said that he had a good laugh with the food rep after I "talked a big game then walked away looking like a tomato." He said both of them has heard worse, but he isn't usually left speechless. Then he told me he can't wait to check out the list I have for him with a sly wink.

Yeah, I always meticulously checked how I spelled it after that for that exact reason!

We have already talked, and he said the two of them had a good laugh after I talked big then walked away looking like a tomato. I am sure he doesn't hold a grudge. This man will walk into the kitchen on a Friday night, and announce himself with "it's gonna be okay everyone, Mr. cuk is here, and I'll make sure you guys don't get fucked too hard."

That is so funny! I worked for a larger organization that hosted a yearly fund raiser called "the big grape". We had an E-mail chain get started by a female manager to talk about the event, but they missed a "G" in their subject line in the E-mail. For the next month we were all making jokes about the "bi grape." You can imagine where it went from there with kitchen staff.

You make excellent points for most scenarios in life. I'm not too worried about this one though, kitchens are a pretty different atmosphere. I'll update if they fire me, but I'm not too worried. This is not the type of thing Andy holds onto. Empty words won't hurt the man.

We throw around some really nasty insults in our kitchen. My personal favorite is calling someone a "dog water napkin."

Not this time at least!

You are totally right. The next time I saw him I apologized. He laughed about it, and told me paper would be sufficient.

This man is the opposite of everything you've seen about chefs on TV. He is always as cool as a cucumber. I've seen the man cry a couple times, but I've never seen him lose his cool. He is frustratingly calm, to the point that I thought he didn't care at all for a long time. He cares a lot, just not as much about the food as the people.

When you go to so many different kitchens, you are bound to run into every flavor of crazy.

Really?? That is weird, right? You are the weird one here... Right? /s

This is the perfect gif! Thank you!

Same here. Andy has been working in kitchens forever, and he has heard almost everything. He didn't care much at all. Thank you for your thoughts.

Thankfully it was a small list, but "pork" and "belly will have to be their own lines.

I am training to be the new executive chef after he goes to open a new restaurant. So I just hope it doesn't stop the promotion. I'm not too worried though. He is a good sport, and he has worked in kitchens for a long time, so he has heard worse. But I am very ashamed!

You are totally right. I'd have to make "Pork" and "belly" on different lines just so it would fit my length.

Yeah, at the moment it seemed like such a good recovery. It was not.

It truly is a strange thing to say. I'm not sure what came over me. But it was like talking to an old friend where nothing is off limits... In front of a random old guy...