IGetHighAndAdoptDogs
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_jc8u3k6 wrote
Reply to comment by TravellingTrav in TIFU - talking to a girl at the gym by TravellingTrav
3 minutes between comment and OP response.
This one really got your motor running, huh?
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j9vkwwf wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting Urban Dictionary blocked in some random school in the USA by _Bluestar_Bus_Soton_
This is pretty awesome, but…
>his gamertag rhymes with the word spank.
Am I missing something? Because spack and spank definitely don’t rhyme 😂
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6us2y9 wrote
I’m going to give you some dumb advice that I have found works for me. Maybe it doesn’t for everyone…
When I get into uncomfortable situations, I work up the nerve and just lean into it. Your actual size is irrelevant here, but the next time someone says something about “small penis” or what not, just say something like…
Maybe so, but I more then make up for it with my mouth.
One or two times and no one will bring it up again.
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6nnuqr wrote
Pearl Gray
Earl the Pearl
Early Pearly
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6hul97 wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
He has them, but they all simultaneously agreed…
Horniness > Pride
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j5z5kqd wrote
Reply to comment by PocketOppossum in TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum
In my experience, it’s good practice not to use the word dick during the first 5 minutes of meeting someone 😂 Even if it’s just within earshot.
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j5yymep wrote
My god… and THEN you doubled down… ☠️
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j2aoc24 wrote
Reply to comment by SalmonNgiri in TIFU by groping a customer I mistook as my husband by Proper_Associate_791
Nah, that doesn’t make you a sexist. Here’s why…
There is virtually NO situation where a female stranger would try to pick up a male stranger this way. 99% of the time, this would be a pure accident. The same cannot be said if the roles were reversed…
Sad fact of life.
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_je7hmuj wrote
Reply to comment by binkies03 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
When you try to set up a 3 way, with a hooker, on a first date…
I think the Giga is implied.