Sorry, but that's what you got out of this post?

I was neither complaining about the bus nor a "ruined commute." I sat at my green light without honking or losing my patience and made it to my destination with plenty of time to spare.

Palisade Ave is where I first experienced the "left on red" technique. It was also directly into a crosswalk that was being used.

That would be an amazing point if anyone was actually saying all drivers are assholes and all pedestrians are saints.

I think the real moral is that any post about a incredibly unsafe driver of a 2-ton vehicle will inevitably have someone say "but what about this thing I saw a comparatively light mode of transportation do?".

Obviously, the legal technicalities are 99% of the reason why I'm not actually doing it (edit--throwing tomatoes, not bricks!) The other 1% is the off chance that it goes in an open window, hits someone, and causes a fatal accident.

Slapping a sticker on a car that says "I'm a shit driver" would be safer for the driver, but clearly not for the vigilante.

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this and would love for there to be a safe projectile that doesn't cause permanent damage for this task, but I just don't know it.

I have always dreamed of doing this with tomatoes, but I'm sure I'd go to jail before any of the drivers.

I wanted to make my left and then block them for a laugh, but alas, I yielded to a car going straight from the opposite side.

Bed bugs

Yes. I feel like it's fewer every year, but we still go all out.

Easiest thing would be to just remove the Columbus part and call it Christopher Drive, named after Christopher Street in Manhattan. That way it can be just as confusing as Penn Station (Newark) and Penn Station (New York).