Does this explain people who love to have angry sex - or like to fight to then have angry makeup sex?

Wait a minute. You mean contractors are scammers???

True true. My toilet agrees with your statement.

TIL I'm a bit of a physician myself...

I too would love a hand, a slice of knee and one ball please...

Or fleshlights too

I third this. Deep sleeper. Vibration on wrist has saved my bacon.

Minority Report would like to know your location...

An apple a day keeps the doctor’s outrage at bay!

It’s my first thought, they aren’t the only ones, may be a manufacturer defect and it’s not like no one is complaining directly to them if they didn’t get some kind of warranty or had time to return to the place of purchase.

Straight up a determined criminal can do everything including stealing your identity, then you have to go through a lengthy process to recover it, it's not just a simple "hey I'm the real DeTrotse, don't believe this other guy" and even if it were, unless you had family or people to help you out while you sort everything out, everything can be compromised, your assets / money frozen.

And it's not just exaggerating, it's simply the real world. So when in doubt never share things that can identify you, no matter how little. License plates, names of your pets, where you work, school, gym, etc.

If a criminal "just" breaks into your home and robs you, they can at that point also steal stuff to identify you and then steal your identity. And even if you want to be positive, sure maybe worst case they open a few credit cards in your name and ruin your credit.

You also don't have to live in fear, just exercise caution and logic in not over sharing personal stuff.

I don’t know if you’re naive or what, but criminals can be dangerous in numerous ways, and your comment sounds so blasé like oh no big whoop getting your home broken into and robbed. Must be nice to be so nonchalant about your personal safety.