Setthegodofchaos
Setthegodofchaos t1_jeekexy wrote
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Setthegodofchaos t1_jeekc6v wrote
That explains the craziness in the comments section on the last post about belly button lint. That comment thread is wild.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jdy39qe wrote
Reply to TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
Welp, they say the world is your canvas, and your one night stand made it their bitch.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jdr5ck0 wrote
Reply to TIFU with Lemon Pound Cake by destrucciondelicada
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Setthegodofchaos t1_jdhn617 wrote
Reply to comment by RunninOnMT in TIFU by losing my temper at school by Madeline2535
I hated school too. The irony that I work at one!
Setthegodofchaos t1_jdakgpv wrote
Reply to comment by FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS in TIFU by tripping over my backpack and stabbing a pencil into my foot. by filterpiece23
How in the ever loving fuck.....?! You're extremely lucky to keep your eye and vision intact.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jc6oh9l wrote
Reply to comment by TimDuncanCanDunk in TIFU by brushing my teeth with vagisil by PitifulAd2391
....welp, I bet you'll never have to worry about dandruff in your mouth ever again
Setthegodofchaos t1_jb3739w wrote
Reply to comment by goshdammitfromimgur in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
Also good to know
Setthegodofchaos t1_jayq415 wrote
Reply to comment by a_bit2drunk in TIFU by nearly becoming an elemental wizard and falling out the shower by a_bit2drunk
No prob
Setthegodofchaos t1_jaw8jlr wrote
Yogurt for your dick. Capsaicin is fat based, and dairy cancels out the capsaicin, getting rid of the sting. As for your eyes and balls .....idk how to help that. Just some advice from one random internet stranger to another. Hope this helps
Setthegodofchaos t1_jar607z wrote
Reply to comment by Anakin_Sandwalker in TIFU by eating too much Wagyu Meat by StandAloneWolf
I 1rd this
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacp6zq wrote
Reply to comment by mostlygray in TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
Green lung butter 🤢.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacoyw6 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
Ouch. Sorry man.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jacow01 wrote
Reply to TIFU by holding in my cough too long by [deleted]
I laughed so hard at this I choked and now have a cough of my own!
Setthegodofchaos t1_jaco3il wrote
Reply to comment by tattookaleo in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
I fully anticipated reading that as "Buzz light year" and all of a sudden this sentence just got stranger.
Setthegodofchaos t1_j8kz1c7 wrote
Reply to comment by usererror007 in TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
A literal poop child. It has evolved beyond a baby
Setthegodofchaos t1_j4jnc3u wrote
Aaaand that's enough water before my blood draw tomorrow morning
Setthegodofchaos t1_j4jna5y wrote
Reply to comment by vtupscalecpl in TIFU by taking a sip of water in the dark. by EmmaRose49270
Euuurgh! That's horrible!
Setthegodofchaos t1_j2ewgl4 wrote
Same shit different year
Setthegodofchaos t1_j27hjp1 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
If this is your first time getting a colonoscopy, I'd recommend heading over to r/colonoscopy. They can give you plenty of tips and pointers
Setthegodofchaos t1_j1t5di1 wrote
Reply to comment by CJCrave in TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses by HorselessCarousel
Me either!
Setthegodofchaos t1_j1ksgoj wrote
I hate how sexualized the eggplant emoji has become these days. All I see is an eggplant. But it's become so sexualized that now all I see is penis
Setthegodofchaos t1_j0z8hfn wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie by Ninnino07
It's good that you were safe than sorry. I would've done the exact same thing.
Setthegodofchaos t1_j0gmala wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Some things / thoughts should never be said out loud. Like what I think of my Nboss? I keep that between myself and my mom. No one else.
Karma bit you in the aft. I'm both a believer in good karma as well as bad.
Setthegodofchaos t1_jeekywz wrote
Reply to TIFU When I Learned I Have To Talk Like I'm Having A Stroke On Reddit by ArcTheWolf
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