Favorite so far. "Let's be blunt, don't drive high"

I see what you did there

I only laugh because it's true.

Tornado jousting tournament!!

Yes headaches was the other one. I figured it was dehydration. I drank grape powerade because it was the only thing I could keep down.

Any food was promptly evacuated out of the end of my stomachs choosing. Could switch ends without notice. Don't recall fever, very fatigued, nausea.

That sucks! My wife and I got it from some kid at our wedding. Tested "sickness and health" right out the gate.

I saw a divorce lawyer, liquor store, and a gun shop all next to each other.

State to begin issuing recreational sale permits/licenses on the 3rd so that sale can start on the 6th.

Feb 6th

It gives the illusion of safety for an extra 10k on sticker price. 4x4 gets you out of bad spots, not through.

4 wheel drive = 4 wheel slide.

I call them 'diners' or 'joints' as in that Lebanese joint or the Italian diner

Canned soup

Naked by the fire at a campsite

Blunt recreational dispensary

Still open

Get the milk!

Died Diedshaw 🤣🤣

Nobody said they had to be your nudes....

I like the tradition of the harvest, the helping of farmers and the pie is nice too!

Wild crow is good eats like pigeon. Trash eating crows, not so much. Remember the nursery rhyme 10 and 20 black birds, baked in a pie? The term eating crow, was meant as a humbling statement, as it was considered poor or survival food when Prarie chicken, pheasant or rock dove was above crow, squirrel and pigeon(squab on some French menus)

Virtual haircut?

Vapor world is trying to get recreational licenses I bet.

Make some 24hrs though please.