SparkleWigglebutt
SparkleWigglebutt t1_je4v0a8 wrote
Reply to comment by OrganlcManIc in I found an abandoned Nissan in the Alaska bush, what happened afterward haunts me to this day. by Lynthelia
That's a great idea, but because I explained it poorly. They exist as beings of evil. Saying their name calls them to you, it doesn't weaken them. I guess an analogy would be if a lion or a shark were nearby and you cut yourself, made noise, shouted, or otherwise drew attention to yourself. The best way to survive a predator attack isn't pluck and moxie--it's to not be attacked.
Unless we can change the hearts of men to never fear, hate, or rage then some things will exist; love, kindness, and braveryis the way to stop such things, but not on an individual level. To use the predator analogy before, we would have to remove the ocean or the savannah. In the meantime, run and hide and try not to call attention to yourself.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_jdymwmt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A creature in the rocky mountains by philosophicalnonsens
You're not supposed to say that name, or the type of creature they are.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_jdyhed5 wrote
Reply to comment by OrganlcManIc in I found an abandoned Nissan in the Alaska bush, what happened afterward haunts me to this day. by Lynthelia
They thrive on negative energy, on fear, sadness, loneliness, hate. Even thinking about them empowers them, and saying it draws them to you.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_jdvp17u wrote
Reply to I found an abandoned Nissan in the Alaska bush, what happened afterward haunts me to this day. by Lynthelia
I saw a girl talking about how some things are never spoken of, and then white settlers come here, commit genocide, then have the audacity to say things that shouldn't even be thought of out loud and then wonder why things are going to shit. I'm glad you're safe and we're not speaking of them. Maybe it was luck, maybe it was respect shown that came back as a blessing.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_jc5ibio wrote
Reply to Exposure Therapy by SignedSyledDelivered
Think good thoughts and pray 3 times.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_jbxvjjj wrote
Such a lovely story. Your son is safe, you made a new friend, and you're able to help others with just milk and Dr. Seuss. Lovely, lovely.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_ja1whma wrote
Reply to comment by TadpoleOfDoom in The sea breeds giants. So did I. by girl_from_the_crypt
"Do or do not, there is no try."--Dumbledore
SparkleWigglebutt t1_j9nublv wrote
Reply to comment by Its_panda_paradox in I had a house that eats the dead. It wasn’t the only one. by scarymaxx
Feed that house to "our" house.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_j90jxg2 wrote
Evil can't cross running water, so just dam the creek. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_j8hqwtw wrote
Reply to I Killed The Man Who Murdered My Sister, but a Fortune Teller Just Told Me There's More to the Story by JameGumb724
"I let Jesus take the wheel, per se. Jesus crashed us into a tree."
Could you not? I'm trying to read scary events over here.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_j2fv8xg wrote
Reply to comment by ohhoneyno_ in Me and my friends are using a Ouija board for the first time. It keeps asking people to leave the room. by WorldAwayTweedy
Kevin is a ho. Wanna smash? I have spirit Blue.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_j1sctcm wrote
Reply to comment by The_gay_hooman in I steal packages off of porches on Christmas Eve, but I am about to pay the price. by GTripp14
Seize the means of production! Eat the rich!
SparkleWigglebutt t1_izqbqjl wrote
Girl, don't let that man steal your shine! The easiest way to stop your man from seeing other women is to just take his eyes. If that doesn't work, get a divorce. Don't get mad, get everything. <3
SparkleWigglebutt t1_ivsza25 wrote
Reply to comment by GTripp14 in I have a secret admirer at work. Their notes have taken a dark turn. by GTripp14
"One gunshot is enough for a lifetime"? Is that because it ended yours?? Are you dead??
SparkleWigglebutt t1_itaaygs wrote
Reply to comment by doireallywannadothis in I’m a marine biologist. While exploring a 'hidden beach' off the Southern coast of Thailand, we uncovered a lifeform unlike anything else on earth... by lightingnations
No, he said he didn't kill them. If you think he killed his cheating gf and best friend and then his gf to cover it up, boy are you so wrong. The monster no one's ever seen before did it, not him. He barely made it out alive! Heck, he even saved her a few times from the heretofore unknown critter! Trust him, he's a marine biologist.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_irr9ez1 wrote
Reply to comment by whiskeygambler in I'm an Animal Control Expert Who Specializes in Cryptids. One Cryptid is Entering Human Homes More Often Than Usual. This is a PSA. by mrbeefthighs
Well, that's just bad manners.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_iqytcxd wrote
Reply to comment by HorrorJunkie123 in Mister Charlie by Colourblindness
Respectfully, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect, personally.
SparkleWigglebutt t1_je89vr6 wrote
Reply to comment by ApricotFew6579 in My roommate's telepathic octopus sent me a letter (Part 2) by Spaghetti_Mercury
"I don't want to say." All of us rushing to say Ye