To be perfectly clear, I don't know much about the U.S/Mexico border in real life, but presumably, one can't simply hop over the fence in broad daylight without drawing a little attention.

Also of note, is Wells is a different type of person, perfectly willing to make a deal, and had already made one with Moss. In theory, he had no need of going to get it himself.

If you're wanting to go really classic, and maybe as a nice palate cleanser to a lot of the suggested films, give one or two of the old Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff films a watch.

Then enjoy Plan 9 from Outer Space.

And while decidedly not horror, enjoy washing it all down with Ed Wood.

The House that Jack Built

For something that will go a bit against most of your other recommendations.

I've not seen it, but the synopsis plus Cage makes me wonder if it would pair well as a double feature with Mandy.

Have you seen the remake?

Max in The Final Girls.

Susie Bannion in Suspiria (2018) ;)

Idk about subreddits, but just Google movie name synopsis.

Then go read Helter Skelter.

That's clownist!

>You need to paradoxically widen the crotch base you listen to and stop worrying about whether they’ve proclaimed something better than something else

Idk man. If the crotch base is proclaiming something else is better, might be a good time to worry...

Wtf is your problem with red wine?

Lmfao

FYI, IMDB has a section called parents guide for every movie if you're trying to avoid certain content.

Is Alien not a horror movie to you?

I'd invite you to search "the thing chest scene."

Granted, I work in Healthcare, so it might hit me harder than most.

Think you can just search it.

The link in the embedded tweet on this site works for me and it appears to function that way.

Hey OP, you might want to give Misery a watch if you've never seen it.

You really aren't supposed to identify with Bateman...

Which Dwayne Johnson movie is that?! ;)

>For Indiana:

You keep skipping crystal skull lol.

My point is more that, he's seen evidence of some kind, of something. It doesn't have to mean that it is God inherently, or that Christianity in particular gets it all right. Maybe it's another alien, who knows!

>Elm Street: So Freddie Krueger goes to church? haha

Not necessarily. Depends on the franchise. Sometimes it's popculture bleed over, like, shit, i just drank some blood. Well i guess if vamps exist, guess I better watch out for garlic! Kind of a power of belief thing.

In Freddie's case, the kids believing that it would work, could definitely impact him.

>Indiana Jones repeatedly uncovers irrefutable, empirical evidence for the existence of God

Sort of? It's not like he got to actually experiment with any of these things. His eyes were closed during the ark. And after crystal skull if I was him he'd probably think Jesus was an interdimensional being.

>In Nightmare on Elm Street 3, they kill Freddie Krueger with a crucifix and holy water, which implies that God apparently exists

A common trope in properties featuring the undead is that the creature believes what they believed when they died. So, in theory, if FK was a Muslim, he wouldn't give 2 shits.

>Han Solo

The Jedi to civilian ratio is silly. Further, they're busy being diplomats. No reason for any average citizen to see one lift some rocks. Especially since that would be more dark side ish showing off. But mostly, because they built a franchise off a one off movie and were making shit up as they go.