New York City bums and Hobos. What are they mumbling about? Are they mumbling about things? Let's find out! Created by J.D. Sallinger.

Enough with the St. Judes commercials and ads.

Happy secular new year!

Solution: Don't have a child. This isn't rocket surgery. Enjoy that sweet DINK life.

Why do you need to do pot?

Phish's talent is taking songs that should be three minutes long and making them eighteen minutes long for no reason.

Right here. What's up?

Can I have a soda?

Yes.

In fairness to the mods, it was REALLY boring.

"I don’t think the apps really care about our safety."

I don't think you guys really care about MY safety when you come barreling down the sidewalk at thirty miles an hour on your motorscooter.

Ok, I do construction engineering and also work outside eight to ten hours a day, but I don't drive wrecklessly on the sidewalk with a motor scooter and disobey traffic laws.

That's true.

Sweat, urine, semen, blood.

I don't want clothing that's been worn by other people and has had months or years to absorb their body fluids.

Ok, one response to this is sarcasm, which is deserved.

Seriously, what the fuck? You want to park in Manhattan near a subway that goes to Penn Station...which is in Manhattan?

Explain yourself, sir.

$0.

They're in a union and earn a salary.

C Wrld.

Uh.

Oh man, I never thought about that. It must be really difficult to be a reddit...snicker, snort...mod. Oh, god, thank you for that laugh today.

Because the /r/nyc mods are terrible.

I hope I've been able to improve your day by giving you a scapegoat.

For everyone!

Literally.

No.