Glovmbal Darking man.

The story's almost advanced to the same point in the game you have to fight Myrtle at the Aquarium.

Yeah. I can't relax with a nice hot cup of coffee unless someone in a winter coat is furiously scraping away at a fistful of scratch tickets with a quarter in the dark at 5:30 AM at the table next to the line.

Doesn't have that same charm if a fifty two year old woman who reeks of cigarettes doesn't make my coffee though.

You all know the one I'm talking about. With the sushi ninja guy. You'd have to pull off Rt. 9 doing like 50 mph into a little parking lot. Always wondered about that place.

Bet that fucking sushi place is still there.

You're missing his point.

Aw yeee that means Covid-20 in 2024 no traffic again.

I got sprayed by a skunk at like 4 AM while I was taking out my trash before work. I was a paramedic still at the time, so I called my dispatch to call out. The company I worked for was famously understaffed due to being cheap, so they threw a fit when I told them I couldn't work.

Now I live in the city, but I grew up in a salt marsh and still spend the overwhelming majority of weekends up in the hills in my cabin. I could not explain to this rude piece of shit that "the smell doesn't just go away if I shower and change my uniform. I probably won't even be able to come in the next day or two.

He didn't listen to me. So I said fuck it, conceded, went right to work, hopped on my ambulance, and was sent right the fuck home because I smelled so bad.

You all know I hunt and trap. But what the fuck do I know about being sprayed by a skunk.

Yeah especially when he killed him and ate him to absorb his power.

Yeah, don't ask Skynet that. Ask it about how to bake cakes or some shit.

Gestures broadly to the entire South.

The ol strep throat got little Jimmy.

Yeah he could even theoretically have sex with him even.

She doesn't need to be able to vote if she's in jail. She can just legally run for office from jail.

Well I went to work like normal today and not one bit or my day looked like if the dinosaurs won Jurassic Park so you don't sound very reliable.

Absolutely zero droughts.

In 2011 I was drunk camping in New Hampshire and a cop saw my fire. He was super nice but told me I had to walk about a mile to have an open fire. I politely told him no problem and packed my shit and setup another campsite... at which point I figured out I was in Maine.

I stopped drinking and I replaced it with eating meat balls.

I was in Portland, Maine a month ago and you couldn't swing a fucking dead cat around without hitting fifty pot shops. I don't know how they stay in business together.