Vast_Cricket
Vast_Cricket t1_jaaqazz wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
sweet dreams
Vast_Cricket t1_ja6m0dk wrote
At least god knows the engineer can change the world.
Vast_Cricket t1_ja3lfnz wrote
Vast_Cricket t1_j94ek9o wrote
You are all fired!
Vast_Cricket t1_j6gc33g wrote
Reply to Lithuania sends anti-drone equipment, power generators and warm clothes to Ukraine by Interrete
nice of them.
Vast_Cricket t1_j6ga9vj wrote
Copnsidering higher interest rate on car payment I will accelerate paying off that debt.
Vast_Cricket t1_j6ftomr wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
He can empty it on the way from work.
Vast_Cricket t1_j6dt9b7 wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
A realtor sending out solicitation service eMail by turning his PC clock backwards as he worked 2 AM in the morning looking for customers.
Vast_Cricket t1_j5s4jqe wrote
Ha ha ha
Vast_Cricket t1_j5com4a wrote
My coworker, a city dweller raised a cow. The cow died. He call animal control they said that was his problem. After numerous calls a glue factory will give 50 bucks if he would deliver it to the factory. He asked how do you transport it? He pulled the tail got it on the truck and delivered it.
Vast_Cricket t1_j1rxcpo wrote
Have only 4 pairs of shoes?
Vast_Cricket t1_j1rai3g wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
"Es tut mir leid"
Vast_Cricket t1_j1r994h wrote
Reply to A frozen horseshoe crab at the beach by Spooky_Noodle_
frozen ?
Vast_Cricket t1_j1onb01 wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
You wish you were blind?
Vast_Cricket t1_iy9zsf5 wrote
Dyson....
Vast_Cricket t1_iy8z2a8 wrote
Reply to I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity
Put in front of your residence with a sign FREE. Gone quickly.
Vast_Cricket t1_iy72x8r wrote
I was at a hospital. The nurse had time to kill. She mentioned her mom got one. Dad was so jealous he got one also. Both love their new looks.
Vast_Cricket t1_iy24qhm wrote
When there is a way.
Vast_Cricket t1_iy23q9m wrote
white almond cream in it.
Vast_Cricket t1_ixv3vrv wrote
Vast_Cricket t1_ixi5cig wrote
Reply to There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
$4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office
Vast_Cricket t1_iu6tykr wrote
boo
Vast_Cricket t1_jbmuw6v wrote
Reply to Web-based kissing device horrifies Chinese social media users by speckz
give me a break. Covid virus protected?