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WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_jcr2ti8 wrote
Reply to comment by MoxiePep in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I hope you're joking. In America, "Koch" = "cock", or, at a push, "Cotch".
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_ja4fyl6 wrote
Reply to comment by eatenbyalion in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Tangent, but it's always annoyed me how they measure 'reach' in combat sports (boxing, MMA).
Let's say a fighter has an...80 inch reach. Now as I understand it, that measurement is with their arms outstretched, from the tip of one middle finger to the tip of the other.
But realistically, even if you have an 80 inch reach, if you're standing 80 inches away from me, you can't hit me. Because that's 80 inches divided between both arms and the torso. To me, it would make more sense to measure from the shoulder to the fingertips.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j8ad18h wrote
Reply to TIFU by visiting the wrong doctor by [deleted]
Mods are asleep, I see.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j88ez67 wrote
Reply to comment by partytown_usa in Cody Garbrandt vs Dominick Cruz by Seraphenigma
They did. Cody basically Dominick'ed Dominick in this fight.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j7akdic wrote
Reply to comment by StevenIndieSparkle in Amy Winehouse winning her first Grammy in 2008 by Rainsdrop
I mean, as soon as I heard "They try to make me go to rehab, I say no, no, no", I was about 90% sure her story wasn't going to end well.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j6n5kub wrote
Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
Who the fuck names their dog Smith.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j6n1cjy wrote
Reply to comment by throwitaway1510 in TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490
It's definitely an ecumenical matter.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j6etydl wrote
Reply to My Personal Story About Challenger by MoabEngineer
I had just gotten out of the dentist, mouth and jaw completely numb, my mom told me what had happened when we got to the car (she'd seen it on the waiting room TV). We spent the rest of the day at my grandparent's house with them glued to the TV and me waiting for the novocaine to wear off so I could eat or drink something.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j6daugz wrote
Reply to comment by AwayJacket4714 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
Yeah, it was, IIRC, the sixth result, so obviously that was a problem, unintentional though it was.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j6caizl wrote
I once got threatened with a lawsuit because a fanfic I wrote had someone's name in it.
Seriously.
Well, 'seriously' as in "I received an email from what I found out through my research was a legitimate law firm", but I doubt I would have gotten sued. Apparently, this person had an uncommon name (which I had coincidentally just thought up) and the site that hosted my stories was popular enough that my fic showed up on the first page of the Google search, so they were concerned about someone seeing that (the character was a criminal in my story).
So I had to hurriedly write to the host and notifiy them, along with sending an edited version of the story with a different name. That one didn't get noticed, apparently.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j2f23ko wrote
Reply to Beginner on electric guitar. by Goldestwing
If you're left handed playing a right handed guitar, very few people can make that work (or vice versa). Try flipping it over and restringing it (because when you flip it, the thickest strings will be on the bottom) and see if that helps.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j2eml0l wrote
WWTBAM is infamous for doing this. It's actually really clever: they write a question in a way which makes the player second-guess themself, because once you start doing that under pressure, it's difficult for most people to stop.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j1yl4qm wrote
Reply to ELI5: Why can people pass out after being choked/strangled for only a few seconds when the average person can hold their breath for much longer? by nickelbop
This is also the difference between what are known in mixed martial arts as 'air chokes' or 'blood chokes'. An air choke does just that, cuts off the ability to breathe by compressing the trachea. Certain positions with a guillotine choke do this, along with the gogoplata (shin choke). You can also do this with a rear naked choke, which was how PRIDE veteran Fedor Emelianenko preferred to use the hold.
A blood choke compresses one or both carotid arteries and blocks bloodflow to the brain. Properly applied, with enough strength and leverage, a blood choke will make someone pass out in about 5-6 seconds max from hypoxia (lack of oxygen to the brain). Blood chokes are used more often in combat sports precisely because they're much quicker.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_j0gq6ea wrote
Reply to Nevermore (my artwork) by Danny_Ingrassia_Art
What's the medium?
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_iya41ob wrote
I was so sick one time I dreamed I called in to work, but when I went in for my next shift (this was the day before my days off) found out I had not, in fact, called in.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_iy386tc wrote
Reply to TIFU during an interview by AlwaysPressTheButton
I guess it's different in such a small shooting environment, but isn't that why on larger sets they call out commands like "Sound", "rolling", "action"? To make sure everything is working.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_iwcbygl wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Let this be a lesson: when using ANY kind of household chemical, wear eye protection.
Shit, I put on my shooting range glasses when I Windex my mirrors, because I've gotten backspray in my eyes and let me tell you, plain blue Windex stings like a mofo.
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_iuhjgq8 wrote
That's a lot of hair. 😁
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_itkxtbx wrote
Reply to Empty, by me by GenericOnlineName
Thanks, now I'm terrified of my dryer. 🤣
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_jcvqy1k wrote
Reply to comment by woutomatic in The photo that was the inspiration for Jamie Lee Curtis' character in EEAAO by woutomatic
I hope she got a nice big check from A24.