If I wanted my own comeback I'd call your mom. Have a good life man.

Sad.

Oh honey. Bless your heart, sweet lil thing.

Woof. Try not to take everything on the internet personally, and try to talk less sarcastically. It'll get you somewhere.

Yes you are pathetic I agree. Don't hit your wife!

Just because you said you're joking doesn't remove the sarcasm of your comment you pedantic child. They're not mutually exclusive. you attempted humor, and used sarcasm to do so. It is what it is.

Your first comment is complete sarcasm. You're the type of person who can never admit they're wrong, will argue until the other person gives up only cuz it's pointless but then you consider yourself the "winner" and I bet a lot of people around you are tired of it. Be better.

The more you look the more is wrong with it.