It's a 136 minute long movie that you summarized in like 3 sentences. Of course it's oversimplified.

Yeah that's why I never bought that replica Portal Gun, or NERF Gjallarhorn.

I hope this doesn't mean they're gonna spin off the show into some Richmond FC thing without Ted.

What do the different sun sizes represent? Popularity of the locations for eclipse viewing?

It's crazy to me that she's so much hotter at 52 than she was in her 20s and 30s

I wonder how much the income of a college graduate has outpaced that of a high school graduate in the same amount of time?

I found a little bump once, same thing, doctor couldn't feel it, went for an ultrasound, never heard back. The little bump is still there and it always worries me, but I'm assuming they would have called me if it was bad...

Good advice for obese 50 year olds

We already see from the trailers that it'll be in the first season

Yeah if your email has been "pwned" in a data breach (see haveibeenpwned.com) you'll never stop getting log in attempts from people credential stuffing your email address wherever they can. Which is why you should use different, strong passwords for every site you use, and an extra strong one for your email.

If your email shared a password with any of those accounts on compromised sites they would have access to your emails too, and be able to get to the 2FA and delete the email before you even knew it arrived. With Steam Guard though, it's not connected to email or a phone number, it's an app on your mobile device, so the only way to get in would be to physically steal your device first. Edit: or trick you into giving them the 2FA code, as another user said.

Who gets their steam account hacked these days? I can't even log in without a 2FA code that resets every 5-10 seconds.

Because of this chain, in Canada, Little Caesar's slogan had to be changed from "Pizza, Pizza" to just "Two Pizzas"

Holy shit, I wish my town had this many options for pizza. Here is just national chains and generic Indian-made pizza. There's no real authentic italian-style pizza places here at all.

Are those windows to his thigh tattoos?

Yeah I'm Canadian and have no clue what anyone in here is talking about.

This implies that you're eating candy faster than you're collecting it

It happened once before with Reality TV, but Scripted TV became much better for it.

You can plant a coconut in the ground and it'll grow into a coconut tree!

Eww. That means you're cum too.

I've been burned out on the Zombie genre for like a decade at this point.

That's what's so great about it, it's a parody biopic, not a real biopic about Alfred Yankovic's early career. Al is heavily involved in the production. It's gonna be hilarious.

My grandma's best friend's granddaughter is married to Devon Sawa