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_night_cat t1_je7mwrl wrote
Reply to A wooden sign for a local restaurant by [deleted]
Wednesdays is crab night
_night_cat t1_je7mmgw wrote
“Reach out, hug me”
_night_cat t1_jcwr7k6 wrote
Reply to comment by Antekuru in Newly discovered enzyme that turns air into electricity, providing a new clean source of energy by fleepglerblebloop
So I can harvest my own to make electricity? Time to stop washing down there!
_night_cat t1_jacufwa wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Fucker69420 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Alexa play BoyzIIMen it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
_night_cat t1_ja9tps3 wrote
Reply to comment by Azozel in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
They’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
_night_cat t1_ja8d67n wrote
Reply to comment by LilG1984 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
“We’ll make our own Google, with hookers and blackjack!”
_night_cat t1_j9ppq2s wrote
Smart, fornicating on a full stomach is unpleasant
_night_cat t1_j5ty5h6 wrote
Reply to comment by red_sutter in North Korea locks down capital Pyongyang over respiratory illness | North Korea by AugustWolf22
“As always, stay indoors!”
_night_cat t1_j55x4ql wrote
It was me. I was trying to play a prank and it got out of hand. My bad.
_night_cat t1_j1blxpg wrote
Reply to comment by vcsx in Blu-ray player gathering dust? Turn it into a laser-scanning microscope | Not as powerful as a commerical one, but thousands cheaper. by chrisdh79
Maybe you need to change your air filter? /s
_night_cat t1_iyfcmts wrote
Reply to comment by chadenright in China to punish internet users for 'liking' posts in crackdown after zero-Covid protests by graveaffairsod
Yup, fuck the Chinese government
_night_cat t1_iybbixo wrote
Plus there is a booze funnel in it
_night_cat t1_iya253p wrote
Reply to Mid 20th century wedding in Iran (before the Islamic Republic took over in 1979) by LookAtThatHotTurtle
Persian women are gorgeous
_night_cat t1_iy4vfep wrote
Reply to What we want from our relationships can change with age: “loneliness results from a discrepancy between expected and actual social relationships” by giuliomagnifico
If I somehow manage to outlive my wife, I expect to live with pets and no one else. The pets will be able to use me as a food source once I die until my corpse is discovered weeks later. Low expectations for the win.
_night_cat t1_iy36afu wrote
Reply to comment by DrewBacon in 90's TV simulator! by OmicronGR
The multiverse is Burlington Coat Factories all the way down.
_night_cat t1_ix7yy1w wrote
Reply to comment by yak6306 in Technology’s next big thing: This robot will be the greatest consumer product of all time by MarshallBrain
The 5000 models with then gain sentience as they head for their final destruction and kill us all.
_night_cat t1_ix6cvw2 wrote
Reply to comment by THE_AWESOM-O_4000 in Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
They should bottle it and sell it as an energy drink
_night_cat t1_iu5xi3y wrote
When is MILF Island coming back?
_night_cat t1_itw3snb wrote
Reply to comment by TheTaffyMan in Greg Berlanti’s ‘Green Lantern’ HBO Max Series Being Redeveloped, Loses Writer by MarvelsGrantMan136
Lots of Terry Gilliam style animations instead of CG
_night_cat t1_jealrhr wrote
Reply to comment by Kyrkby in Thousands of women join club to combat loneliness - BBC News by idreamofjiro
Website is “beatabitch.com”