captainzanypants

captainzanypants t1_jefelam wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Because jokes aren’t filled with poop

captainzanypants t1_jdprr9l wrote on March 26, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to comment by fyrdude58 in What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624

The pigs like the farmer in Adele

captainzanypants t1_jdpelre wrote on March 26, 2023 at 3:33 AM

Reply to What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624

Adele

captainzanypants t1_jdpejwz wrote on March 26, 2023 at 3:32 AM

Reply to If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien

At least I can save money on shoes

captainzanypants t1_ja55l6f wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:37 PM

Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x

A rotten clam in your mouth

captainzanypants t1_j9btv5s wrote on February 20, 2023 at 7:53 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

CU Next Tuesday

captainzanypants t1_j6pc87a wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:06 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus

Ass cancer

captainzanypants t1_j6nngc8 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Noticing that it has balls.

captainzanypants t1_j6dn0ex wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus

Mat