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cloud_coder OP t1_j29f7mb wrote
Reply to Bahamian regulator says it seized $3.5 billion of FTX crypto assets for ‘safekeeping’ by cloud_coder
So the cash grab began...
cloud_coder OP t1_j27qt78 wrote
Reply to comment by biezwax in California deputy killed by driver, suspect dies in shootout by cloud_coder
Appears he was a complete waste of space.
cloud_coder OP t1_j27opxb wrote
Reply to comment by Best-Mixture7550 in California deputy killed by driver, suspect dies in shootout by cloud_coder
Yeah, wild west in La La Land.
cloud_coder OP t1_j27olzl wrote
Reply to comment by Best-Mixture7550 in California deputy killed by driver, suspect dies in shootout by cloud_coder
The deputy was a motorcycle officer for 3 months before he was killed.
cloud_coder OP t1_j27e0it wrote
Reply to comment by surfe in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Amy Wu Who?
cloud_coder OP t1_j25z7t8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
it was a Polyjoke :-)
cloud_coder OP t1_j25z3gs wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
I loved it. I was not replying to you. Some dude said "But it was Aderall..." like that makes it better. Then he deleted his post.
cloud_coder OP t1_j25vn67 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Yep: to be fair they said "amphetamine" not "methamphetamine". We're splitting hairs now. The best quote of all is this one from Caroline (she tweeted this and it still up on twitter):
"nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is"
Here's the tweet: https://twitter.com/carolinecapital/status/1379036346300305408?lang=en
And some press coverage at the time
https://nypost.com/2022/11/15/crypto-ceo-caroline-ellison-tweeted-about-regular-amphetamine-use/
cloud_coder OP t1_j24zfka wrote
Reply to comment by Moontoya in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
They acknowledged they were using meth. Google it.
cloud_coder OP t1_j24zce6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Yes! Polyamory Genius that she was for a moment last week in her own mind.
cloud_coder OP t1_j24z4hv wrote
Reply to comment by KingStannis2020 in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Right but the delta seems extreme. At some point the book value of the reserves (do they hold reserves?) should be the floor on value
cloud_coder OP t1_j24ggi9 wrote
Reply to comment by Brock_Hard_Canuck in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Kinda like crypto. I mean the best example of a complete fraud is the Fozzle-Quark, which promised all the tangible benefits of ether in a totally anonymous package. Mining was performed by playing Asteroids or Pac-Man. To mint a coin (one side was Pac-Man the other Asteroids) you had to play equal time on both games and hit high score FROM THE SAME IP ADDRESS within 24 hours. Man that had legs. Soooo many people bought into it. I had 2 lambos in my sights on launch day.
cloud_coder OP t1_j24fp4k wrote
Reply to comment by DonnieJuniorsEmails in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
No way man, the fozzle-quarks are made of Unobtainium, bro. For those that are unfamiliar:
Fozzle-Quark, promised all the tangible benefits of ether in a totally anonymous package. Mining was performed by playing Asteroids or Pac-Man. To mint a coin (one side was Pac-Man the other Asteroids) you had to play equal time on both games and hit high score FROM THE SAME IP ADDRESS within 24 hours. Man that had legs. Soooo many people bought into it. I had 2 lambos in my sights on launch day.
cloud_coder OP t1_j236zw9 wrote
Reply to comment by gnitiwrdrawkcab in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Good catch. Classic MarCom.
cloud_coder OP t1_j234ww2 wrote
Reply to comment by thatfreshjive in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Well if the customers of FTX and other crypto exchanges bothered to read the news, or the disclosures when they signed up they would know that crypto is mostly unregulated. Crypto is not a security. "crypto" tokens are nothing but some numbers on a screen. If you want to trade greenbacks for fozzle-quarks, or moons, or Dogecoin then you can but it is your loss.
cloud_coder OP t1_j21nrjv wrote
Reply to comment by mminnoww in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
ROFL-MAO Yes! Check this out https://investors.dave.com/
From the site. So much irony here...
Corporate Profile
Dave is on a mission to build products that level the financial playing field. The app launched in 2017 to help Americans avoid billions in overdraft fees charged by traditional banks. Now, Dave is a financial platform serving 10 million members with banking, financial insights, overdraft protection, building credit, and finding side hustles.
cloud_coder OP t1_j21l4yn wrote
Reply to comment by Soft-Cryptographer-1 in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Good idea. might be too late. :-D
cloud_coder OP t1_j21jnn2 wrote
Reply to FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Uh oh. SBF is alledged to have diverted customer funds to invest in "Mysten Labs and fintech company Dave". $100m each.
Dave is publicly traded. Current price is 52 Week High $15, 52 Week Low $0.25. Soon to be even less if they claw back.
cloud_coder OP t1_j1drumt wrote
Reply to comment by hotmessexpress44 in Bankman-Fried execs likely to be freed on bail after FTX fraud pleas by cloud_coder
Oh if it was a State charge that's be true but the Feds are entirely different. 85% mandatory sentence time (no let go for good behavior or overcrowding). They also really hate international wire fraud and identity theft. This is on a massive scale, the number of victims in huge.
Anyone know how many victims they can document?
cloud_coder OP t1_j19vn8o wrote
SBF just made bail $250M !!!
Check out the smirk on his face !!! More Charlie Manson than stupid crypto-bro.
Also for those that don;t know how bail works. He either had to pledge $250M in cash or property OR he had to put 10% bond down ($25 million) which WILL NOT be returned.
Someone with deeeeep pockets wants him out. Someone wants him happy and quiet.
Waiting for the next shoe to drop.
cloud_coder OP t1_j19cfrs wrote
"In return, the pair conceded their role in supporting an $8 billion fraud that left millions of customers without their investments and destabilized the crypto industry."
cloud_coder OP t1_j195nht wrote
Reply to comment by KerPop42 in Bankman-Fried execs likely to be freed on bail after FTX fraud pleas by cloud_coder
Yeah amazing how people don't get the justice system.
cloud_coder OP t1_j195jzj wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Hunt6574 in Bankman-Fried execs likely to be freed on bail after FTX fraud pleas by cloud_coder
More like she/they flipped, will testify and SBF will take the fall.
cloud_coder OP t1_j2ao7zo wrote
Reply to comment by surfe in Bahamian regulator says it seized $3.5 billion of FTX crypto assets for ‘safekeeping’ by cloud_coder
Good question. We don't know for sure (yet) but things are a mess (bad/missing records) with complex transactions and money flows. I imagine that either one of the defendants provided information or the new CEO and his forensic accountants have identified additional funds. It could also be that was the funds that were in Bahamian firms. This will be an on-going process of discovery and claw back.