contyk

contyk t1_jdxgymi wrote on March 27, 2023 at 10:16 PM

Reply to [OC] I made a Lego meowsaic of my cat by HalfpintLannister

That look. "Why?"

contyk t1_jdjsa38 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Reply to comment by BecauseItAmusesMe in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide

Nope, it's only men. Hallelujah!

contyk t1_jac2brl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

Don't give up. You can still do bowling, for instance.

contyk t1_jabwtil wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:06 AM

Reply to For me, this is the best photo of her [OC] by mariaheverly

Reminded me of Tommy.

contyk t1_jabvv8p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:52 AM

Reply to [OC] My first cat (and first pet for that matter). I love her to bits. by Ok-Ease9301

She loves you, too. But not more than that box.

contyk t1_ja982pv wrote on February 27, 2023 at 7:50 PM

Reply to Meet Indy [OC] by Pablo_Schwiep

His name is Henry Jr.

contyk t1_j910bo6 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 12:10 PM

Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter

You don't want to know.

contyk t1_j8zq44b wrote on February 18, 2023 at 2:59 AM

Reply to comment by BroccoliPrince in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18

The turdies were the best. Thank you for the memories.

contyk t1_j8hl3k9 wrote on February 14, 2023 at 10:52 AM

Reply to Can’t take a relaxing bath without this one (Zelda) asking for head scratches by cognitivexdissonance

Oh yes, I know this very well.

Sure, I can close the door, but then I'd be listening to the paws scratching and yowling the whole time.

contyk t1_itoq61l wrote on October 25, 2022 at 4:54 AM

Reply to comment by BinyaminDelta in Is anything better than FTL as a future? by ribblle

You can just make it all up. No one will know.